when life gives you lemons

you say fuck the lemons and bail

[ousia-poetica]

[anxietyproblem]

[romanticnihilists]

⛅⛅⛅

[roaminromans]

[bob-belcher]

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (2007) dir. Gore Verbinski 

[prettydumbloverboy]

Actually, people are good by nature and you're a fool if you think otherwise.

[prettydumbloverboy]

When you sneeze in public, strangers will say "bless you", even though they don't know you.

When you ask for directions on the street someone will show you the way, even though they have nothing to gain from it.

People squeeze their legs against the chair so you don't have to hop over them on your way to your seat in the theatre, and make funny faces to make babies laugh, and purposefully step on leaves to hear them scrunch, and hold the door open for someone leaving behind them, and ask what floor you're heading to when you enter the elevator, and send others photos of things that reminded them of them, and recommend each other songs, and ask if anyone else wants a coffee because they're getting one, and make videos teaching how to sew a button, and wish on shooting stars, and share fun facts, and listen to others rant about things they don't even understand, and let you cross the street first, and give a bit of their food to others, and laugh at jokes they don't find funny to make you feel good, and listen to kids talk for hours about nonsense, and let you know your keys fell from your pocket, and they may be strangers, but with every little gesture they're saying "I love you, I love you, I love you".

[phinarei]

God, I needed to read this today. Humanity is overwhelmingly full of hope and kindness and it's very easy to forget that these days.

[officegoth-deactivated20210102]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

literally traumatizing to learn that the london bridge is in fucking arizona

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is rocking my world view i feel like i have to call my family

[rercho]

....where did people think 'london bridge is falling down' came from?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i don’t necessarily conflate “falling down” with “being dismantled brick by brick and shipped to arizona to be rebuilt” but i guess its not my area of expertise

[hakurasakura]

only if you wouldn’t have to give upon us, we would’ve been saved from this, nemesis (x) (x)

[lourensz]

adut akech for versace flash 2021 campaign

[dailyflicks]

MR. & MRS SMITH 2005 SCOOBY-DOO 2: MONSTERS UNLEASHED 2004

[catchymemes]

Credit: @pet_foolery

[depsidase]

[sharper-and-bigger]

[plantfunerals]

but do aliens believe in me….

[wyattknopes]

COMMUNITY (2009-2015)

3.04 Remedial Chaos Theory | dir. Jeff Melman

[michaelwheelers]

Mike + Eleven » Chapter Two: The Mall Rats

[utopians]

The fact that humans can be killed through physical means is so ridiculous to me

[utopians]

Like this sounds wild but like. hear me out. a person is such a ridiculously infinitely complicated web of thoughts and feelings and beliefs and such an unbelievably huge amount of knowledge and the idea that you can destroy that by holding a pillow over someone's face for three minutes is absolutely surreal. The idea that you can remove knowledge and emotion and memory from the world with a physical object is literally unbelievable. people are literally infinitely huge and complex and the fact that you can kill the person by killing the body is wild. I'm sure this is incoherent but I hope you get it

[utopians]

It's like. Imagine you threw a fist-sized rock at the empire state building and the entire thing and everything inside it collapsed into dust. That's what the existence of human death feels like