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There are funny moments at work sometimes. I made a duck and someone gave it an egg. Nice

So a Jester walks into a bar and walks up to the counter, he asks the bartender for a fruit beverage.

The bartender points over to a queue telling the jester that ‘his coworker specialises in those drinks’ and that ‘he’ll have to wait a bit’

The jester through annoyed nods and looks at this queue.

“Right that must be the punch line then”

Gear on his way to do a persuasion check on a enemy after failing the first one.

He then proceeded to try to stab the now unarmed and surrendered guard only to miss.

Amazing

Scuffy pikachu variant ig lol, also Mustards brother because why not.

Using gel pens are pretty fun ngl, especially when they dry and look like paint in a way

The pain of constantly biting the inside of your mouth is so bad, why does the mouth have to be so chewable that my brain is just like:

Brain: Cool snack

*instant pain and regret*

And then like straight after you just sit there in pain and continue to bite that same part of your mouth because it’s now in the way😭

Pros of working as an accounting ledger, I can doodle with my free hand 😎💅

Is it normal to be feral for your own oc? I mean…

Anyway, this is Gear. No he is not a cat boy, yes that word annoys him. And his name is a acronym for Gentlemanly.Elite.Assassination.Robot

Also yes is stomach is very squishy and feels like a acrylic stress ball or something.

Thanks toilet info I won’t squat on the toilet anymore now that I’ve been told

I mean why shouldn’t draw Pikachu like some weird creeture 💅 (his name is mustard)

I made this with my own hands

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