So Much for a sociopath

So you've dug my grave before I've gone down, you should have dug a bigger hole, cause you're coming with me.

[alittlebitundertheupperhand]

I'm in this stage of my life where nothing really interests me anymore. Everything I do feels like in vain... Pointless. I'm not depressed or anything. Just kinda bit empty- (Trying to write like an emo lyricist)

[reghinald]

This stranger was the most important person in my life

[alittlebitundertheupperhand]

I wish had better post... Just sayin' (not hating)

[alittlebitundertheupperhand]

I hope carmiiii won't read this...

Hey self. Been so long... been too long I guess. By this time I already graduated college, passed the board exam, and got a job. Everything should be A-okay by this time - my past self would have thought. I imagined this time that I'd be self sufficient, having my own apartment somewhere in a big city, having a set of friends that I'd hang out with every evening I come home from work, be someone important in a company, or maybe mastering my craft and most of all... being with the girl of my dreams. The last part though... The last part (sigh) is as a shit ton of bullshitry as the last episode of HIMYM. You won't be able to fathom how that came to be. I mean... I planned my life, all up to that point where I'd be somewhere in cebu, just gotten the news that I passed the board, and I tell her the news and she'd be excited and I'll tell her that I'll come over after a few days and we'll be riding to the sunset on a white horse. Hopeless romanticly lovely as it is, it all just sound like sappy, poorly written, love story to me. (To be continued)

[ohhmyepicfail]

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[taylorswift]

Never not rhyming with @teddysphotos

[ohhmyepicfail]

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[fuckyeahgarybarlow]

[swingsetindecember]

that guy’s phone in the first panel became more high tech in tony stark’s presence

[2scorchedwings]

I am laughing so fucking hard

[pointedperception]

oh my god how did I miss that

[inspector-snuggles-deactivated2]

omfg

[cthulhu-with-a-fez]

tony stark literally upgraded a flip phone to a smartphone by being within three feet of it

[captain-foulenough]

People pass their old technology close to him for his blessing and lo! It is upgraded. The miracle of the flip into the smart shall be told unto the ages. 

[maid-of-timey-wimey]

I love how instead of just calling this a continuity error, the whole fandom decided “No, he literally upgraded the phone with his mere presence.”

Never change, guys.

[9gag-tv]

The Future Of Bottle Opener Is Here

Shut up and take my money.

[alittlebitundertheupperhand]

Jason: Bro?

Percy: Yeah, bro?

Jason: We need to start our own camp.

Percy: That's a great idea bro.

Jason: It'll be for bros only.

Percy: We'll call it...Brome.

Jason: Bro, that's beautiful.

[ohhmyepicfail]

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[thetitancurse]

“You do the easy thing, the appealing thing, the peaceful thing, mostly it turns out sour in the end. But if you take the hard path - - ah, that's how you reap the sweet rewards. Duty. Sacrifice. They mean something.”  Art by Viria

[moonminho]

Shailene winning Female Performance at the 2015 MTV Movie Awards.

[alittlebitundertheupperhand]

I always sympathized with Aladin (yes, that Disney character with the lamp and funny dressed monkey for a sidekick). I mean, if only there was someway somehow I can show that girl how much I like and make her fall in love too, I’d take it without a second breath too late. If only…

[ohhmyepicfail]

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[fuckyeahhelgapataki]

You’re pretty astute for a fourth grader.

[nakedsasquatch]

One of the MANY MANY MANY heart-breaking details about Helga is that she IS smart. Heck, she’s BRILLIANT! She’s well versed in the arts (like in this photo set here), she can and does read WELL beyond the fourth grade level and writes volumes and volumes of poetry. She could have won the spelling bee if she didn’t intentionally take a dive to stick it to her dad and do Arnold a solid. Her anonymous poem won the school wide poetry contest. She’s remarkably intelligent and talented!

…But how many times do we hear her compare herself to her sister or to Lila as “Okay so maybe I’m not smart, pretty, funny, popular or nice like Lila/Olga?” Despite the fact that she IS just as smart if not smarter than the both of them? How many times do we hear her compare herself to her best friend Pheobe - who if we are honest, will admit is more STUDIOUS than intelligent. And how many times do we hear her say “Maybe if I was prettier/nicer/smarter Arnold would like-like me back?”

Helga was raised being constantly compared to her older sister. She’s been told so many times, directly and indirectly that she’ll never be as good or worthy of attention and affection as Olga. And there’s a part of her that believes this. She’s a 9 year old girl - and she believes she’s never going to be smart enough to be noticed. That’s why she resorts to bullying tactics, because negative attention is better than no attention at all.

[thedankmemes]