aubrey

heebedeebeebadee

[becherdireinen]

the universe has a plan for you, even if you can't see it yet.

[disterbia]

[classical-crap]

if i wanna fuck a cello, imma fuck a cello

I’m calling cello protective services

[you-had-me-at-a-major]

lock up your cellos people

[mayothompson]

im deffo being farmed and harvested for the energy of my suffering but i dont have time to worry about that kind of thing

[aaronstveit]

SUNSET AFTER 7PM NEVER KILL YOURSELF

[anxeious]

[eflatminorseven]

thinking about edvard munch's "The Sun" (1911)

like yeah thats how it feels. thats what it feels like to exist sometimes. he gets it

[teddy2145]

Also very big! Takes up two stories!

[captainjonnitkessler]

Not "humans are inherently good" or "humans are inherently evil" but a secret third thing (humans are inherently social animals which means that we're very good at cooperating and being compassionate towards those we perceive as being part of our community but we're also very good at being tribal and violent towards those we perceive as threats to our community and everyone defines their community differently)

[alittlebrei]

I pledge allegiance to Tiffany Pollard, one nation under Ms.Pollard, for liberty and justice for all

[alittlebrei]

where is the class action lawsuit about google disabling your email unless you buy more storage

[alittlebrei]

when adulting was just laundry

[radicalgraff]

"Fuck the King, Feed the Hungry"

Seen in Glasgow, Scotland

[classicmeevs]

stacey’s dad ♪

is getting really sad ♪

[racial]

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

[racial]

i have to pee

[30-minute-memes]

[hypnopomicwolf]

Get you a freak that

Genuinely loves and cares about you and your mental health.

[mauvemyheart-deactivated2021011]

Podcasts are so enjoyable because they recreate the feeling of wonder and comfort of being told a story solely through spoken language, much like in a prehistoric tribe gathered around a fire, like ancient poets visiting a city, like bards in the court of a medieval lord. In this essay I will