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"Master Sakuya has requested I practice being more sociable. After careful deduction, I have concluded that one of these... 'ask-blogs' would be the best way to push me into being more inclined to converse."
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"Master Sakuya has requested I practice being more sociable. After careful deduction, I have concluded that one of these... 'ask-blogs' would be the best way to push me into being more inclined to converse."
Albert, can you set a timer for 15 minutes
My contract lies with Master Sakuya and his demands only. Otherwise, I am not a personal Alexa.
I'm sure you'll find better assistance from the timer app on your smartphone. Or a clock on the wall. I'm sure there's one somewhere.
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Is there a joke I'm unaware of? Or are you lacking in the ability to communicate?
I was hoping to find more critical discussion. Or something.
Full transparency;
Despite my impeccable memory and perfect sense of recollection, I had forgotten this account until today. My sincerest apologies, especially to the "do you fart" anon. I am certain your investment in my affairs had caused you significant heartbreak due to my hiatus.
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With that being said...
I believe someone has taught the young master about April Fools. Whoever it was, please do not show yourself in front of me. Such a strange, nonsensical holiday. I can't begin to wrap my head around how anyone could enjoy it. There are thousands of better uses for your energy. And yet--
Today, the young master requested I go a specific location. Very specific. There were exact routes given to me. As his faithful servant I followed to the best of my abilities, finding myself in the middle of an alleyway. Strange, but not unfamiliar to me.
There was a box.
The box had air within its confines and a note. "April Fools."
I am the April fool.
I wasted THIRTY minutes I could have put aside for quite literally anything else.
Damn it all.
caw.
do you fart
"..."
"Perhaps I should have looked more into this website before making this account." (he walked away from the computer promptly.)