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Thank you BJA for singlehandedly perfecting my sense of humor. I’m perfect now.

29/4/21

What just happened??

I wasn’t really paying attention to the screen much because I was cursing at the ant that bit my lip (HOW did it get here???). I squashed it with all vindictiveness, now I feel bad. Happiness really taught me nothing. Then I heard my classmate say she couldn’t hear Ajarn. I couldn’t either. I thought it was some technical issue, but it was actually a prank!

22/4/21

1. (covid-19) I hope you get better very soon!

2. (Sense of an Ending) Death, or just the idea of death. I think I was half right, but only because death is such a common topic. I expected a bit more of a closure at the end but it seems the story ends with more conflict - that’s how I felt.

20/4/21

1. (What would you want to tell Julian Barnes?) Your work is almost too conceptual to follow, but I like it.

2. (What would you want to tell people when you’re gone?) Writing a to-do list before you go to sleep is NOT a good idea. Do it in the morning. That way you’ll sleep well and won’t get anxious.

#community ref

8/4/21

Two things that make me happy.

1 Tea. I like my tea with milk, no sugar. Yummy.

2 New Order. I’ve been listening to them lately. Iconic.

30/3/21

Rice

Rap music

Space

At least we have rice in Space. I can’t imagine how depressing it would be if we had brought only pasta and bread. Rice is most ordinary, most overlooked on Earth, but not here. My family first pioneered growing rice on Planet X23 three years ago (according to this planet’s concept of time). The idea came when my little brother blasted Kanye West and Dad misheard the lyrics.

“We can grow rice here!” Dad shouted.

“What?” My brother took off the headphone.

“He’s a genius! That guy you’re listening to.”

“Whatever.”

So there it began.

25/3/21

I had ice-cream. It was really good. I wanted more but my brother wouldn’t pay more for me. But he had two more! I don’t like my neighbor. She can spell the word “Lord-Chong” right. And she can read the clock. But she is 6 months older than me. Why do I have to play spelling games and reading the clock with someone older than me? It’s not fair! As I told you yesterday, I fed the ugly dog a jasmine flower. I’m afraid it will die anytime soon. Hope no one knows I’m the one who killed it. I’m really scared if anyone knows. Will I be bare nitched from home if Mom finds out?

23/3/21

Napoleon: We go to war, not because we want war, but to end ALL WARS.

Val: Mm…

Dalloway: Oh my dear!

Val: My life is a war.

Napoleon: Your life will be worthy if you join our war.

Dalloway: But the war has passed?

11/3/21

Me: You talk like you’ve either been or never been to Thailand.

X: What do you think?

Me (to W): What do you think?

W: I think you’re (X) very racist.

X: How can I be racist? I’ve just made an Asian friend!

Me: Ever asked your Asian friend where she comes from?

X: You’re Chinese.

Me: I’m Thai. And we don’t ride elephants. We have cars. I seriously can’t talk to you right now. It’s not my burden to educate someone like you. If you don’t learn that by yourself, then I have nothing to say. Lates! (short for later)

#community ref

26/2/21

Once upon atom, molecules brain pink poki. Cells oomf girdle Gertie chirps poki chirps meow. Tail for real work scratches meow pink. Calm teeth discovery monument snitch snake buzz. Poki Poseidon calls morning ends.

16/2/2021

If I was free to do whatever I want, what would I do? Easy. I’d open a shelter for stray cats, elite runaway cats are also welcomed. I’d build a movie theater, it’d sure be bankrupt because I refuse to screen Marvel movies, but I’m free to do anything right? I’d shoot a documentary about cats. I’ll think about the topic later. I’d write (originally I said “make” but that’s unlikely... I’d never be capable of directing anything) a scrabble show. Like The Queen’s Gambit, but about scrabble. Or pay someone else to do it. Look, I got so excited watching a chess show and a documentary about spelling bees, imagine what it’d like if it was something I actually care about. No offense ATJ and spelling bees.

Seeing the others’ responses I find mine ridiculous and self-centered now. But if I was asked again, I’d still choose to live in fantasy.

9/2/21

Everyone is fed and healthy,

but some people can have delicious food and some don’t.

some will have shark fin soup, some will simply have soup.

Utopia

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