Horror and Makeup Shit

[neverlandpixy]

[alrauna]

© Justyna Bruska (Alrauna)

Instagram / Flickr / DeviantArt

[tardiskywalker-deactivated20161]

[borderline-sunflower-deactivate]

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

[5348674174-deactivated20150510]

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

[locke-fuckscottlynch78-lamora]

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

[wizzard890]

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

[erincrocodile-deactivated202006]

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

[mcdonalds-money]

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

[gh0stvirgo]

Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

[goatsintotes-deactivated2017060]

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 HAPPY HALLOWEEN 1st, 2016 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

[getofftheinternerd]

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

I had sex in a graveyard and was walking around nude cause it was like 80 degrees and I was all sweaty and it was like midnight or whatever. So this car rolls up out of nowhere and I’m stark fucken naked. I’m also white as fuck. I glow in the dark. I make eye contact with the dude driving. I don’t make a move to cover up or anything because idgaf about being naked. I see his eyes widen….

With fear.

He fucken books it out of there like a bat out of hell.

And that’s the story about how I became a ghost sighting in a small town in New England.

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

Why does this have so many fucking notes??? I leave for an hour to watch a Dan Aykroyd movie and???

[scumbagsblog]

I need more context on why you had sex in a graveyard

[g0d-of-thunder]

[fromgalaxiestosnow-blog]

[olesyaparfenyuk]

House of the Lord.

© schwarzkopfnonne

[1000drawings]

by The Moon Spells

[just-shower-thoughts]

Task Manager should have an “End as many tasks as possible without crashing my system” button

[lifeisabowlofbullshit]

[bitchycode]

“Why you so shy” bitch I just met you 13 mins ago relax

[sheisrecovering]

[thriftedcardigan]

I honestly hate parents who try so hard to act the same age as their children. You’re not one of the girls when you take your teenage daughter and her friends to softball practice, Cheryl, act like a fucking adult and make sure she’s making good choices and taking care of herself rather than asking her who the hot boys at school are

[dutchster]

remember when we had to get out of bed to get on the internet

[trickywalrus]