joanne

when all your heroes get tired, I’ll be something better yet

[taylorswift]

The first single from The Tortured Poets Department is…………. Fortnight featuring @postmalone 🤍 I’ve been such a huge fan of Post because of the writer he is, his musical experimentation and those melodies he creates that just stick in your head forever. I got to witness that magic come to life firsthand when we worked together on Fortnight. Honestly can’t wait for you guys to hear this song at Midnight TONIGHT and see the video at 8pm ET TOMORROW.

forafortnight.com

[medievalthymes]

after social distancing is over everyone is gonna be so touch starved every contact with another human will be like the hand flex scene in pride and prejudice (2005)

[sobforsirius]

feel im always performing… but to whom??? an imaginary audience??? get it to together this isnt fleabag 

[rosamunqpike-deactivated2025032]

I recognized you immediately. Not by your scar, by your eyes. They’re your mother, Lily’s.

[dwight-schrutes]

i swear this show was on crack

[starfoxrry]

i still cant believe this happened

[hspics]

Later with Jools Holland | Close-up.

[bob-belcher]

[kissylockscreens]

you're so golden.

harry styles lockscreens • my edit

[quietpetitegirl-deactivated2025]

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

[trueka]

the way i wanna dress vs. the money i have vs. drawing attention when i dont want it

[the-us-office]

Happy Pretzel Day!

[lisaminnci]

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)

You know, George, I’ve always felt our futures lay outside the world of academic achievement.

[teapotsahoy]

When ur like: “this show is very good.  In fact, it is too good.  I want something I can watch with 30% brain and this is a minimum 60% brain show.”

[whitepeopletwitter]

A strong contender for tweet of the year, already.

[littlestarlost]

okay wow

[plantain-emoji]

May your next period be light and end quickly

[plantain-emoji]

This is literally now my favorite post ever, because its become thousands of reblogs consisting of passing on good fortune. Meanwhile many of y’all added your own comments saying your thanks, and continuing the chain by adding your own little bit of wishful thinking. You are all wonderful.

[neeka-neko-deactivated20160625]

may you not leak even once

[phineas4cobain]

NOT EVEN when you sneeze or cough!

[insouciantbibliophile-deactivat]

may you always have what you need when you need it. 

[obsessivereaderandwriter]

May you have no cramps.

[misunderstoodraindrop]

May you have no headaches

[captainxandis]

may you start in your own home/somewhere you are comfortable, in your least favourite underwear and with plenty of pads/tampons on hand

[perpetualhaze]

May you have no backpains or stiff limbs either

[honey-harper-official-deactivat]

May you not be nauseous or dizzy or not be able to move much out of cramp pain

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Damn baby that iron defiencincy looks so sexy on you… hey wake up

[pinklovehearts]

noo don’t faint ur so pretty haha

[cuddlypunks]

Is it the bruises that do it for ya? ;)