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[homunculus-argument]

I think my life would be a lot more enjoyable if I could experience the need to shower as a physical urge like being hungry or needing to pee. So instead of sitting here like "eugh I know that I probably should, but I don't want to get up, uuuuuugh", I could just get pressured by a compelling need to go in the shower that I can't ignore, and can't focus on anything until I've finally given in and taken the damn shower.

And just stepping in and turning the water on would be a blissful instant relief like ohh fuck yeah that's good, this is precisely what I needed.

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[deans-pie-67]

Seriously? I ain’t risking SHIT!

[imbatmanurnot-deactivated201808]

Would never risk my mom

[tenebrisirae]

Mom I love chu

[karmas-a-betch]

3.2 million, love you mama

[guitarman68-blog]

Damn

[hi-deddy]

I love my step mom , my adopted mom , and biological mom 🙌❣

[warriorprincesstramp]

this exchange alone did so so much for the let lesbians talk about women in the most insane unhinged horny way possible movement

[illmissthecrowning]

what the crap

[thirstghosting]

in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie

[saprotrophix]

[ralofofriverwoods]

Pasta is literally the best food ever how could anyone not like it

[yelenassafeplace]

Sex with a breeding kink hits different. Want him to whisper in my ear how badly he wants to fill my tight little cunt with his cum while he chokes me.

[seductivelydemonic-deactivated2]

he should always finish his day inside of me

[chcrrywhore]

have you ever looked at someone and thought "fuuuck, please please let me be an absolute whore for you..."

[thecottonwoodkid]

[xmasochistwhorex-deactivated202]

being this wet and having no one to use me is so unfair :(

[gothiccc-bimbo]

I wanna cream all over your cock just so I can clean up the mess I made with my tongue after 🥵

[vampurrring]

I think it would be very erotic if I got the shit beat out of me

[princess-megan]

If she says “sleepy” instead of “tired”, she probably has a Daddy kink.

[gothiccc-bimbo]

passenger seat princess but on top of just sitting pretty next to you she also gives you road head

[xmasochistwhorex-deactivated202]

insane clingy sub 🤝 insane possessive dom

[thefloatingstone]

"But how do I get popular on tumblr if there's no algorithm??"

1: Being internet popular is not a good goal to have. Having your skill recognised is. But those two things are not the same.

2: You have to actually interact with the other human beings on this site. There is no shortcut.