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[illmissthecrowning]

Dracula Daily hive it’s time to wake the fuck up!

[astriiformes]

Incredibly charming to think about the translation assumptions around profanity being made by Dr. Ryland "what the fudging fudger" Grace and Rocky "everyone agrees he is swearing up a storm" the Eridian. What a beautiful duo to make first contact.

[astriiformes]

They ALMOST clear it up one day when Rocky asks Grace "What is fudge question?" but tragically the answer "Oh, it's a kind of food" sounds appropriately vulgar to Eridian sensibilities, setting them back months on realizing the misunderstanding.

[misfitprose]

I love how poor Hero is the youngest child, yet she has oldest daughter energy. Yes, I'll unpetrify your brother, don't worry, I've got food for him already, I've got a shield and welder's mask, I'm on top of it. Okay, here's the list of where everyone will go, and yes, I'll destroy the evidence. I'll coordinate your resistance movement. I'm on top of it, guys. You're welcome.

[werewolf-transgenderism]

only 62 more frogs until we hit 8,000 species described. the moment we've all been waiting for

[werewolf-transgenderism]

there are an average of about 150 new amphibian species described per year so I remain hopeful that 2026 will be the year of 8,000 frogs

[werewolf-transgenderism]

I do love that somebody tagged tumblr's own frog scientist on this post. chop chop dr scherz, we've got 62 more frogs to discover and you're the only frog scientist any of us knows

[werewolf-transgenderism]

GUYS amphibian species of the world is still at 7,994 species of frog BUT amphibiaweb is at 8,008 species of frog, and do you know who is a co-author on the 8,000th species of frog there???? TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR SCHERZ

[markscherz]

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[river-of-wine]

Hades gives Orpheus a trial he knows he himself could never succeed at, but it isn’t just that Hades knows he would turn around. Hades has been failing this trial every single year. He shows up too early. He turns too soon. He is so full of doubt that even the natural order of the world, that Persephone will return to him, is not something he can trust. Hades would fail the trial he has given Orpheus, and he already has. All alone, his blood runs thin.

[glamourweaver]

Some performances have really hit this explicitly on the head with Orpheus and Eurydice changing their final lines to each other

[Orpheus turns around]

Eurydice: [shocked, speaking with fear and despair] You’re early.

Orpheus: [same] I missed you.

[helenvaughans]

[itsmistybitch-deactivated202605]

These posts are sisters

[lierdumoa]

[tiredadventurer]

[beguilingcorpse]

the best thing about rulette 2 is that i do think it adds substantial mechanical improvements to the game design of the first iteration — paul and sam as ‘players’ intended to follow and be called out on rules, interesting new rules/prompts/modifiers, the golden rule concept, etc. — but all of that slowly but surely becomes overshadowed by josh ruben landing by chance on all of the specific rules that transform him into a baby-themed tongue-heavy gyrating monster

[malinaa]

what if we all explode

[derring-do]

This very production of Orpheus & Eurydice is now available to stream, free, for the month of June.

[daily-dropout-screenshots]

actual visceral screams of terror

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[targetedknowledge]

[bethanythebogwitch]

You CREATE Miette? you drag her from peaceful nonexistance into loud reality? oh! oh! jail for demiurge! jail for demiurge for One Thousand Years!

[redjennies]

really don't know how to explain to people Azune is horse-coded not dog-coded.

[redjennies]

a non-comprehensive list of things Azune has in common with a horse

symbolically associated with both labor and freedom

strong work ethic

he almost definitely took Draconic sorcerer subclass and everyone who's been in middle school knows dragon girls are just horse girls but weirder.

usefullness is necessary to survive

big eyes that will show you the face of a dead god

long beautiful braided hair

[redjennies]

i've never been so mad at someone for one-up'ing me on my own post.

[licensedproldier]

game changer episode so good it kills <3

[byeletty]

I was watching season 1 last night and I can't stop thinking about when Matthew says "I'm sorry I've made you angry" and Mary says "My life makes me angry. Not you" and that right there explains so much about who Mary is and why she is the way she is! She is angry at her life and she's bored and she's too smart to just choose clothes and pay calls and work for charities and do the season! She is made for more than sitting in a holding room until she gets married! So yeah sometimes she is a bitch to her sister (we can debate Edith's role in deserving the bitchiness another time that's not the point of this particular post) and sometimes she makes choices that are selfish but like...cut her some slack she is *miserable* and the only way out of that life is to get married AND it's not a guarantee she'll even get to marry someone she likes! I would lash out and be snarky too!

[aroundthecoffeepot]

“Wait! Please, wait for me!”