tired cat!batdad

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[all-x-batfleck]

everyone as snyderverse/DCEU!Batfleck's lover(s): across the multiverse and multistudios.

In this house, I refuse to be stuck in the Canon.

Main Headcanon:

Bruce is 6'3" and 212-231lbs. He's also around 37 ~ 55 years old across the stories.

Bruce (Batfleck) is my long overgrown housecat. If you have a problem with that, simply deal with it.

BATFLECK MY BIGGEST CATBOY. MY BIGGEST SENIOR CAT.

I'll make him "married" with these people~

Bruce got his Batfam (mostly).

These are my excuse to make happy fluffy family content(s).

BATFLECK SHOULD HAVE SLUTTY WAIST (he kinda was)

I just want to see retired CEO Batfleck

I'm gonna defy biology for this old man

But, also— I need whumps for/of this Bruce Wayne/Batman.

Note: not all story is feline!bruce. There would be only one story about it. and not all story is mpreg. Also not all story is him married, but some times he's mated.

I don't care if it's mpreg or adoption, I will have names for the children of these couples.

Sailing the Ships, now, eh?

Clark Kent/Superman/Kal-El (DCEU) × Bruce Wayne/Batman (DCEU)

J'onn J'onzz/Martian Manhunter/Calvin Swanwick (DCEU) × Bruce Wayne/Batman (DCEU)

Arthur Curry/Aquaman/Orin (DCEU) × Bruce Wayne/Batman (DCEU)

Oliver Queen/Green Arrow (Arrowverse) × Bruce Wayne/Batman (DCEU)

Tony Stark/Iron Man (MCU) × Bruce Wayne/Batman (DCEU)

Hal Jordan/Green Lantern (Fancast) × Bruce Wayne/Batman (DCEU)

Diana Prince/Wonder Woman (any) × Bruce Wayne/Batman (DCEU)

Selina Kyle/Catwoman (any) × Bruce Wayne/Batman (DCEU)

John Constantine (any) × Bruce Wayne/Batman (DCEU)

Oliver Queen/Green Arrow (Fancast) × Bruce Wayne/Batman (DCEU)

Stephen Strange/Doctor Strange Supreme (What-If...? S1-S2) × Bruce Wayne/Batman (DCEU)

[ will absolutely adding more to this list ]

Kakashi Hatake (Naruto, Naruto: Shippuden) × Bruce Wayne/Batman (DCEU)

Jiraiya (Naruto, Naruto: Shippuden) × Bruce Wayne/Batman (DCEU)

[ Note by Me (Rain, she/they) : If you don't know, I'm making this list in chronological order in my life— the most recent thing I got will be written at the bottom👀 ]

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🎤 DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE~~...??

[v1ntag3-h3art-deactivated202605]

Talia actually got bruce pregnant btw

[all-x-batfleck]

...yes.

[lotsofhobi]

clark, hal, minhkhoa , harvey, talia, selina, and all other people who have a sexual tension with batman/bruce wayne:

[dorothylarouge]

Absolute Batman #13 Script by Scott Snyder Pencils and inks by Nick Dragotta Colors by Frank Martin Letters by Clayton Cowles

[batfleckgifs]

BATMAN V SUPERMAN : DAWN OF JUSTICE DIR. ZACK SNYDER ‧ 2016

[malereaderjustimagine]

He baby

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😏

[ineveryfandom]

Bruce, actually being genuine and concerned: why are you still single

Jason, offended: i know you did not just say that

Jason: you? of all people?

Jason: being gotham’s most eligible bachelor for 30 years straight isn’t a compliment

Jason: the public only votes for you ‘cause they have daddy issues and they like silver foxes

Jason: but youre not even a silver fox anymore, youre an arctic fox

Jason: no ones’s lining up for your wrinkly ass

Jason: god forbid they find out youre a furry too like damn

Bruce:

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Talia al Ghul, watching them from the window, covered in blood after taking over the LOA so that she, Bruce, and Damian can ride off to the sunset together:

Selina Kyle, next to her, holding Grace Kelly's $38.8 million Cartier ring as an engagement ring to Bruce:

Harvey Dent, in therapy for Bruce:

Superman, rearranging the stars to make a Batman/Bruce constellation:

Wonder Woman, picking out wedding dresses (for Bruce):

Hal Jordan:

Hal Jordan: what

Hal Jordan: im not in love with mr dark and brooding

Hal Jordan:

Hal Jordan, screeching at the other Green Lanterns to stay away from Gotham because Bruce didnt want anyone messing with it:

Ra’s and Joker, dead, still pining, but mostly dead:

[allineedisonedream]

More mermaid stuff

really random but this was purely inspired because I couldn’t get the Beautiful Boy song out of my head.

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Feline Humanoid!Batfleck

Note: (plz bear with me)

I can't find the source of red art in the middle; please, let me know if it's yours or if you know.

Credit: [ @DIRGAVCMS @DIRGAV @DLRGAV for man in black art ]

Actually I don't know if it should've been Feline Humanoid or Cat Humanoid. Either humanoid or hybrid? I think it's more towards humanoid rather than hybrid or werecat/werefeline.

Yes, this is me using ABOverse/Omegaverse concepts

This post will use codes for footnote thingy (if it's referring to Lore no. 3, then the "footnote/endnote" will be L.03)

I will add things. Randomly. So, to be continued...

Lore:

Feline humanoids are descendants of the Ancient Feline Warriors that has protected the earth in wars, through the falls of empires, for centuries, milleniums ago.

Long story short, Waynes are the one who inherited the bloodline/lineage

Plot armor: only Waynes of Gotham that carries the main lineage. All Waynes carries the bloodline, yet works differently in females and males

The bloodline mostly active in females, and dormant in males (both still carries the bloodline)

That being said (L.04), the males could only unlocked their dormant bloodline if they were going through a tragic or traumatic part of life.

Female Feline Humanoids tends to live longer than males

They were also Matriarchal

Self-insert thingy: Themyscira and Atlantis has fought together with feline humanoid warriors. Amazons has written about them in scrolls, has fought with, and has lived together for a long time.

Females or Males, they could have both Heat and Rut.

Their cycles tends to bind by the solar or lunar cycle; eclipse, supermoon, fullmoon, etc. And— winter solstice.

Plot armor: The first time feeling or getting their heat or rut is late-teen or early 20s

(cont.)

Modes/Forms:

Human Form: full human form, for public

Normal (Feline) Form: human form with feline ears and tail, could have different or same eyes color for Human Form and Normal Form

Combat (Feline) Form: human form with feline ears and tail, retracted claws on hand fingers, glowing eyes of normal form

Headcanon for Feline!Batfleck

Born in 1972

Unlocked his Normal (Feline) Form when he's 9 years old, over his parents death; the sudden appearance of his feline ears and tail both comforting and "burdening" (I'm still looking for the correct word for the meaning I was intending or referring for)

Thomas and Martha has prepared many things with Alfred the moment Martha pregnant. They were intending to teach Bruce or let him know when they believed they have protected Bruce from turning into one; or if he did then they'll make sure they are all ready to guide him, to be with him

H.03 is the reason why Alfred wasn't really panicked when it happened to Bruce; surprised, yes— but not panicked.

Bruce's first heat, total lunar eclipse year 2003 (considered late by age, L.11)

Sunspotting, Purring, Scenting, Kneading— you name it.

Feline traits in full-force when: (haven't think about this yet)

Always in Normal (feline) Form, unless in public (MF.01)

Physical informations (based on Batfleck, and my headcanon): 6'3" (or 6'4, idk) height, 212-222 lbs weight, hazel brown human eyes, golden feline eyes, black hair and fur (feline ears and tail), sheathing claws get his hands gradually blackened (starting from forearms, then fully black in hands [magician/sorcerer hands? yes. frostbitten-like? also, yes.], actually this is a nod for the vambraces though)

I don't really think about mpreg (no, I do.), and yet I have bunch of names for his children names in different ships/couples

(cont.)

[frownyalfred]

was Battinson really everyone’s favorite wet cat blorbo to put into Situations or were we all just too afraid to make Batfleck bottom? in this essay I will —

[butterflywordsmith]

Me, unashamed: Batfleck is the bottomiest bottom. In this essay, I will-

[all-x-batfleck]

One of many reasons why I made this blog:

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Did I made Batfleck as my "original character*" self-claim or self-insert kind of thing?

Could be.

Do I remember how many headcanons or prompts I dropped on him across the multiverses and multistudios or multicompanies?

Absolutely, I don't.

[phielows]

Love it how the almost everyone in the fandom collectigely agrees that even if its either, Selina, Clark, Two face, or even Diana that was being shipped to Bruce, we all just nod our heads to the fact that Bruce is in fact the bottom in all those ships.

[all-x-batfleck]

Yes.

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Unhinged me.

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Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman × Bruce Wayne/Batman

Headcanons:

Not yet. But the thing is— this is mpreg!bruce. So... Yeah.

This is me making them defy the biology and defy the fate and defy the canon

Got three children. Anastasia "Thaia" Wayne (10), Theron "Theo" Wayne (7), Althea "Thea" Wayne (3). They are all "of Themyscira", born in Themyscira.

Long story short: Thaia is so Bruce, Theo is so Diana, Thea... is Thea.

Bruce wears long skirts and long dresses, too. No one can change my mind.

[all-x-batfleck]

Oh, no... I got them twins... born when Thea was 9 years old.

Theophilos "Thelo" Wayne and Thalassios "Thaio" Wayne.

[all-x-batfleck]

Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman × Bruce Wayne/Batman

Headcanons:

Not yet. But the thing is— this is mpreg!bruce. So... Yeah.

This is me making them defy the biology and defy the fate and defy the canon

Got three children. Anastasia "Thaia" Wayne (10), Theron "Theo" Wayne (7), Althea "Thea" Wayne (3). They are all "of Themyscira", born in Themyscira.

Long story short: Thaia is so Bruce, Theo is so Diana, Thea... is Thea.

Bruce wears long skirts and long dresses, too. No one can change my mind.

[all-x-batfleck]

Yes.

Superbat, but make it older clark younger bruce or reverse age or de-aged bruce, or anything...