the jasmine dragon

lex hyrule native | ct/nyu giant nerd shsl punmaker very much alive and i intend to stay that way

[aralux]

DOES ANYONE HAVE A BOOT FOR THE NYTW HADESTOWN I NEED IT ILL DO ANYTHING

[dreamofserenity626]

[thebootydiaries]

“ur dumb” um lol?? then explain this???

[c3rvida3]

Do you guys want to hear a really good idea I have for a production of Hamlet?

[crowsstars]

Heck yeah

[c3rvida3]

[horatiohshit]

do u accept constructive criticism

[c3rvida3]

No.

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

It’s what Shakespeare would’ve wanted

[say919oko]

it’s how goth u are on the inside that counts

[fahiries]

I hate feeling like people are getting bored of me

[saiyanpvpi-deactivated20191018]

You’re not here to entertain anybody

[fahiries]

wow you’re right

[thebootydiaries]

me: pls talk to me pls !!pls pls!!!

me: *can't hold a conversation*

me: *has nothing interesting to say*

me: *is bad at replying*

me: pls :) talkto me

[dethalbumll]

some days you’re just the squashed nutrigrain bar that exists at the bottom of every purse or bookbag

[champagnemoon]

why everybody be tryna act like they didn’t have a twilight phase

[andhumanslovedstories]

You either had a twilight phase or you had an anti-twilight phase and in either case you invested emotion in twilight, your twilight phase

[yndu-deactivated20161204]

every semicolon i’ve ever used has been a shot in the dark

[allegedadulthood]

Semicolon use is actually quite simple; semicolons separate two complete, related sentences.

[yndu-deactivated20161204]

cool; bro

[unladen-swallow]

When you accidentally put “king shaming” instead of “kink shaming”

[setheverman]

Me, year 2074: haha wow so you were born in 2006? you must be like 5 years old lol

[potionxshop]

“I had no idea we were fated to carry such a heavy destiny.”

[fungoidfred]

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

name him. name your son

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

BongWater

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

and so has he been baptized before the lord

BongWater

[karabrauen]

So I was just having some thoughts about my fave and also my previous interactions with the Rito

Link looks nervous, wonder why

[skyfangz-deactivated20200610]

It started with an angry revali doodle

how did it end up like this?