"Formula 1 is a prestigious sport surrounded by glamour": mate the 2026 grid consists of;
a man who has had his multiple attempts at murder televised
a coeliac who skateboards everywhere
you know when life is already hard and then a blond european cunt with a backstory walks in? one of those
a giggly astrology girlie who almost accepted an offer to get a "massage" in Amsterdam on camera
Amy Santiago if she grew up on a farm
a man who once got a tube stuck up his nose and gets called a Good Boy on the daily
a 4 foot tall turbocharged misogynist
Horse Jesus who is also the ultimate omega
a man with a mullet and a porn stache who regularly poses in the nude
a twelve-year old werewolf but his wolf form is a pomeranian
the world's oldest rookie soon to have nerve damage
Car Autism whose vocabulary consists mostly of "Um"
a lanky noodle man who looks like he plays the oboe
an accidental lesbian icon and professional WAG
the after photo in those hair loss ads
a better-dressed kardashian with a pokemon obsession
a PR officer's worst nightmare who openly admitted to stealing a credit card in a conference
Chris Hemsworth but if he were a really, really chill German dude
a man who barks in bed but also at his older team mate
and they all have daddy issues
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