Babe with a Blog

Allana,18, Vancouver, Canada! Loves TV, movies, and laughs! Always looking for new people to meet!!

[adzolotl]

you call it “really bad at darts”, I call it freestyle acupuncture

[sailor--spoon]

Sir I’m going to have to ask you to leave the bar

[markv5]

Mom’s Work

[anarcho-occultism]

Reboot to support this hardworking single mom

[chunkyheels]

I am YELLING

[renee--rapp]

You’ve always been fucking crazy, haven’t you? Oh, shit! You’re right.

[did-you-know]

The New Year’s Eve confetti in NYC is literally made of people’s hopes and dreams. The Times Square Visitor Center wall is open year round for people to put Post-Its up with their next-year’s wishes. Those wishes are made into confetti, and thousands of dreams flutter across Times Square as the ball drops. Source

[dark-night-of-the-clownfish-dea]

[pr1nceshawn]

The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense

[alexanders-archives]

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

[urocyonfox-deactivated20210104]

My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.

It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.

My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[creepled]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[supacutiepie]

Happy New Years to all my lonely hoes who’s family’s aren’t shit and pout in their rooms all night

[coq]

not knowing how to respond to messages and forgetting about them for so long that it becomes impossible to respond to them without it being weird is the bane of my socially awkward existence

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[depression-healthy-carrier]

Depression makes no sense. For a while you think you have it contained but THEN IT BREAKS LOOSE AND IT’S EVERYWHERE AND IT’S BROUGHT MATES

[suicidememes]

[jay-berd]

if you were a “gifted kid” in elementary theres an 100% chance youre gay and depressed now

[amypoehler]

[sawing4teens]

“Amy Poehler was new to SNL and we were all crowded into the seventeenth-floor writers’ room, waiting for the Wednesday night read-through to start. […] Amy was in the middle of some such nonsense with Seth Meyers across the table, and she did something vulgar as a joke. I can’t remember what it was exactly, except it was dirty and oud and “unladylike”,  Jimmy Fallon […] turned to her and in a faux-squeamish voice said, “Stop that! It’s not cute! I don’t like it.” Amy dropped what she was doing, went black in the eyes for a second, and wheeled around on him. “I don’t fucking care if you like it.” Jimmy was visibly startled. Amy went right back to enjoying her ridiculous bit. With that exchange, a cosmic shift took place. Amy made it clear that she wasn’t there to be cute. She wasn’t there to play wives and girlfriends in the boys’ scenes. She was there to do what she wanted to do and she did not fucking care if you like it.”

- Tina Fey, Bossypants

This one never gets old.