I ain't even sure what normal is anymore.

independent jason stackhouse blog "Evil is makin' the premedicated choice to be a dick."

[narcissisticfanger-blog]

"Seriously? Disturbing the peace?" Rad asked with his two blue eyes pointed at Jason. Still on his knees he smiled to the blonde Stackhouse, He shook his head. His lips then formed an o-shape as he easily pulled the pants down of Jason.

No, he was not going for the prize just yet. Rad decided to use his mouth and cleverly contour the shape of Jason’s cock, pressing his cold red lips against the clothing until it was well defined. He never got his eyes from Jason, always keeping them on the officer of the law with a big lewd smile.

[allamericanhuman-blog]

"Dude, I ain't-!" Jason's words were taken from him as he felt the man's cold lips around the shape of his cock. His breath left him in a gasp as a shiver ran down his spine, and he was frozen for a moment, before trying to kick him away. "Dude! I ain't gay! Get the fuck off'a me!"

He didn't allow himself to make eye contact - that would be stooping to his level, and Jason was stronger than that. Plus, he definitely wasn't gay.

[suitedblue-a]

▂ ▃ ▄ there’s a very amused, albeit quiet chuckle that escapes from ted as he asks for two more beers before arching a brow at jason.

            “mr. stackhouse, i’m not quite              sure what stereotypes you have              of englishmen and them buying              drinks for other men are, but i              assure you that my goal isn’t to              get into your pants.” he slides the drink to jason, though he frowns at the other’s reply.

           “off  and on? what do you mean?             i heard there was a uh— drink of             sorts that helped mainstream the             vampires, i believe. i suppose it’s             a rather old article i read, but             nevertheless… what’s your stance             on them?”

[allamericanhuman-blog]

Jason accepts the beer, raising it to his lips and taking a sip. It was nice, having someone else offer to buy him a drink - it hadn't happened to him since Hoyt left.

        "I don't really know much about          Englishmen at all, really. I mean,          I ain't even been to the North, let          alone out 'a the country. But that's          good. Not gettin' in my pants is good."

  "And, well, the vamps 'round here    aren't completely accepted, ya know.    And don't you got Tru Blood in England?    I don't mind 'em. As long as they don't    hurt anybody I love."

[xaedificare]

"City Hall. It’s a paycheck, nothing major."

[allamericanhuman-blog]

"City Hall? That sounds major to me."

[witchiise]

      “No need to be sorry, I’ve heard it all to be honest. Ah, is she one of those uh vampires?”

[allamericanhuman-blog]

     "Yeah, she is, why? Ain't you got 'em where you're from?"

[reginaxumbrae-archive]

"Wow. And here I thought things in Virginia were far away from each other.”

     A sigh escapes the blonde      before a smile takes it’s      place.

"Anyway, I’m Elena. Elena Gilbert.”

[allamericanhuman-blog]

"Well, it ain't all 'a Louisiana. Just 'round here. Every state has towns like Bon Temps, right? You just haven't learned 'bout 'em yet."

                   He smiled softly back at her,                    holding out his hand.

"Jason Stackhouse, pleasure's mine."

[vampirecrack-moved]

"I couldn’t ask for a better brother."

[allamericanhuman-blog]

"And same to you... but, ya know, sister."

[narcissisticfanger-blog]

"Just enlighten me, officer Stackhouse, what charges will you be pressing against me?  Because last I checked I am as much of a citizen of the USA as you are.” 

The vampire took a step in and held Jason by the waist.

"You know? The only thing I want pressed against me is your body.” And in a flash the vampire was already on his knees opening Jason’s pants.

[allamericanhuman-blog]

"Disturbin' the peace, or... somethin'. Just stop it," he muttered, trying to get the vampire off of him.

He wasn't supernatural, to say the least. He was much weaker than this vampire, and he knew that if he tried to fight bare- handed, he would lose. But it did scare him back a bit when, before he could even blink, the vampire was on his knees undoing his pants. He tried to push himself back off of the vampire, startled.

"Really, man?! I don't want your... your mouth around my... my cock, alright? Go suck somebody else's dick. I ain't gay."

[suitedblue-a]

▂ ▃ ▄  well, mister …? it must be your lucky day, then. you’ve met said british person, and said british person is offering to buy you a drink. that is the ‘somethin’ we do, too.     has this town always been peaceful with the vampire and human relations?

[allamericanhuman-blog]

"Stackhouse. Jason Stackhouse. And... well, sure, I can accept that drink. As long as it's not a gay thing... I'm completely straight. "Oh, yeah, always... well, almost always. It's kinda an on and off thing."

[witchiise]

      “Jason it is. Oh, you had a phone call from a Jessica. Something about she was coming over after dark in a lace bra and panties. I’m sure that’s code word for me to go see your sister once night falls.”

[allamericanhuman-blog]

      "Oh, god, I'm sorry, you shouldn't have had to hear that. And... yeah, you... you should probably go a little before nightfall. She gets here quickly."

[vampirecrack-moved]

"Thanks, Jason." Sookie smiled up at him, wrapping her arms around his neck to embrace him in a hug.

[allamericanhuman-blog]

"Anytime, Sook. No need to thank me," he murmured, hugging her back.

[carryonthememebusiness-blog]

          ”Ew. You guys have a bunch of them?            Or just a few local ones? Cause uh..            I’ve never exactly got along with a vamp.            Hate to stir up trouble”

[allamericanhuman-blog]

"Oh, there's a bunch of 'em. Bout 20 or 30 for the town. And they leave you alone if you leave them alone... mostly."

[verszivo-deactivated20150109]

"I… didn’t have a reason to be in Hungary anymore. Wanted a change in pace, I guess.”

[allamericanhuman-blog]

"Hungary...? That's cool."

[verszivo-deactivated20150109]

"Yep, four hundred solid years. Although, I’ve only been living in the states for the past two hundred.”

[allamericanhuman-blog]

"What'd you come to America for... 200 years ago...?"

[vampirecrack-moved]

"Then you’ve hit the jackpot." Sookie said with a playful jab of her elbow in his side. "Well I can’t marry you, Jay. We aren’t that southern. You’ll find someone who you’re gonna love and who loves you just as much. A soul mate.”

[allamericanhuman-blog]

"You know I wasn't sayin' that, Sook. And... well, I hope I will. Same to you, though. I mean, you'll find somebody perfect. 'Cause you don't deserve anythin' less."

[carryonthememebusiness-blog]

          “Especially at night? What do you            mean about that? Got… wildlife out            here that likes to cause trouble?”

[allamericanhuman-blog]

           "No, but the vampires do.             We've got plenty'a those."

[verszivo-deactivated20150109]

"Could get you in trouble if you ask the wrong ones. You’re lucky you didn’t word it like ‘how old are you?’ because that’s just fuckin’ rude, asking a lady her age. I’m not southern in the slightest. Not even American. I was turned way back in the 1600s, that should give you some frame of reference.”

[allamericanhuman-blog]

"I know, I know... but... 1600s... that's, like, pre-America, right?" It took him a moment to think, to do the math in his head. "Like, 400 years? You've been alive for over 400 years?"

[witchiise]

      “No need in thanking me or calling me ma’am, you can call me Cissy.”

[allamericanhuman-blog]

        "Alright, then, you can call me Jason."