slow it down

alex ／ i make decisions that make my mom sad @permanentlybenched

[allclownsnorodeo]

rumour has it; i might actually get to play a game at some point in my career

[10000001]

you, because no one else makes sense.

[allclownsnorodeo]

i’m alex holtz, and this is sponsored by booster juice.

my team hates me, my mom hates me and my dad also hates me. but girls? they fear me.

find me @permanentlybenched!

[allclownsnorodeo]

not miserable, that’s just my face