three pounds of love inside my skull

I'm Allison. I'm twenty-four. I live in Baltimore, MD INFJ

[mygreatmachine]

[shitpostempire]

[moretherapy]

[hespokeoftoast]

:0

[bortsampson]

[tibets]

[weloveshortvideos]

Today cats, tomorrow the world.

[dailyjackiechan]

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

[seej500]

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

[seej500]

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

[blackexcellence101-deactivated2]

THIS WORKS!!

[obiwankenobies]

scully: hey mulder, do you have a dollar?

mulder: yeah sure, here you go

scully: thank y-

[penguintim]

[nocountryforoldjetpacks]

[drakomalfoyyy-deactivated202006]

for the rest of my life whenever i see this color i’ll be reminded of all the hours i wasted on the internet

[vaughnwhiskey-deactivated201507]

sorry that color is #2C4762

Tumblrs is #2B4864

[wendy-runaway-deactivated201607]

Actually, it’s coral blue #3

[skullxcrusher-deactivated201501]

nostalgia is a liar. nothing was ever as good as you remember it to be. there’s a reason you don’t talk to that person anymore, there’s a reason you’re not part of each other’s lives. don’t trust nostalgia. grieve. reflect. move on.

[racheldotgov-deactivated2016123]

this pool is jarring against the background of your californian McMansion….splurge on that house but not on an in-ground pool?

[professional-funposting]

That possibly dad individual on the right is so ripped what the heck

[racheldotgov-deactivated2016123]

it’s the laps he does in that pool every morning

[chessys]

the worst is when a movie is about space and it turns into an existentialist look  humanity rather than aliens u dont need to leave this dirt orb to examine ur relationship w ur daughter show me some tentacles

[sacred-portal]

[martymcflowers-deactivated20190]

[using-sideblogs-deactivated2020]

#ImAGiraffe

[8bitmickey]

I SPENT LIKE 40 MIN TRYING TO CAPTURE THIS GODDAMN IMAGE BY PAUSING IT AT THE RIGHT TIME IN THIS 2 SECOND GODDAMN VIDEO!!!!

[kingrudegyalchina]

LMAOO