the void is a HOAX

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[alleria--windrunner]

ATTENTION PARENTS!!!

So these “priests” are STILL peddling their FAKE LIE about some ridiculous thing called the “void” or whatever but WORSE STILL they say this FAKE THING has an equally FAKE CURE

THATS RIGHT EVERYONE: THE LIGHT IS ALSO FAKE!!! WATCH OUT!! 

THEYRE TRYING TO POISON OUR CHILDREN WITH VOID AND LIGHT, NEITHER OF WHICH ACTUALLY EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ladyliadwin]

I THINK YOU’LL FIND THAT YOU’RE ENTIRELY INCORRECT. THE LIGHT IS VERY REAL AND IF YOU’D LIKE A TASTE OF IT I’D BE VERY OPEN TO SHOVING MY FUCKING LIGHT HAMMER RIGHT UP YOUR VOIDY ASS.

[alleria--windrunner]

Typical, these liars will stoop to any level to discredit a woman brave enough to speak the truth!!! You see how they immediately threaten violence?? THATS HOW YOU KNOW IM RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

[alleria--windrunner]

ATTENTION PARENTS!!!

So these “priests” are STILL peddling their FAKE LIE about some ridiculous thing called the “void” or whatever but WORSE STILL they say this FAKE THING has an equally FAKE CURE

THATS RIGHT EVERYONE: THE LIGHT IS ALSO FAKE!!! WATCH OUT!! 

THEYRE TRYING TO POISON OUR CHILDREN WITH VOID AND LIGHT, NEITHER OF WHICH ACTUALLY EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[alleria--windrunner]

Also can whoever’s looking after Arator put him to bed, I’m still busy after however many hundreds of years its been. 

[aratortherememer]

…Mother I’m entirely capable of looking after myself, I am an adult you know.

[alleria--windrunner]

#I can put myself to bed!

You can, can you? Then w̡̼̲͔͔h̖̣͉y҉̗̫ ͙̫̺̪̟̣a̱̩̬̳r̷̥̳̩̠̼̫ͅe̵ͅ ̲͚͍̣̪y̠̟͖̝͍͇o̶̺͍͖u̯̤ ͕͙̟̗͙͈͔s̵̹̜ț̼̗͜i̥̯l͏̣l͖͚̺̻ ̢̠̜͙͔̥̣ͅu̯͎̱͖͈p̲͈͞?͚̞̬͎̙

[aratortherememer]

#oh great the grape juice is back #thanks a lot son

Uhhhh, I’m definitely not still up I’m in bed right now going to sleep I promise!!

[alleria--windrunner]

#Mum please don’t do that void stuff it’s scary :(

Its not void sweetie its grapes, the void isn’t real– just like Greatfather Winter and the Tooth Harpy. 

[aratortherememer]

…………………….

Greatfather Winter isn’t real?

[alleria--windrunner]

#Also I'm pretty sure that's void!#Grapes don't usually have tentacles

... Go to bed, Arator. 

[alleria--windrunner]

Also can whoever’s looking after Arator put him to bed, I’m still busy after however many hundreds of years its been. 

[aratortherememer]

…Mother I’m entirely capable of looking after myself, I am an adult you know.

[alleria--windrunner]

#I can put myself to bed!

You can, can you? Then w̡̼̲͔͔h̖̣͉y҉̗̫ ͙̫̺̪̟̣a̱̩̬̳r̷̥̳̩̠̼̫ͅe̵ͅ ̲͚͍̣̪y̠̟͖̝͍͇o̶̺͍͖u̯̤ ͕͙̟̗͙͈͔s̵̹̜ț̼̗͜i̥̯l͏̣l͖͚̺̻ ̢̠̜͙͔̥̣ͅu̯͎̱͖͈p̲͈͞?͚̞̬͎̙

[aratortherememer]

#oh great the grape juice is back #thanks a lot son

Uhhhh, I’m definitely not still up I’m in bed right now going to sleep I promise!!

[alleria--windrunner]

#Mum please don't do that void stuff it's scary :(

Its not void sweetie its grapes, the void isn’t real-- just like Greatfather Winter and the Tooth Harpy. 

[sylvannanas]

Many people ask me, Sylvanas, how do you gain more beauty each day? How do you have so many adoring fans? And other stupid shit like “Don’t you have some sisters?”

In truth, it’s easy to be me, you merely need to raise a cult following and decry every alternative view of yourself as fake news.

Sorry, what was that? You saw me Blight an entire civilization? Are you sure? Has anyone ever considered maybe the civilization was so unbearable that it deserved the Blighting? It truly makes you think does it not.

Hm? What was that? You want to know more about my sisters? Well, one considers herself a character out of a popular video game, that’s why we affectionately call her the Linkle looking void bitch and the other one had some babies or something?? I don’t really remember much about her.

[alleria--windrunner]

I actually only had one baby, I didn’t realise Vereesa was messing with that fake void shit?? I better send her more crystals and essential oils...

[alleria--windrunner]

Also can whoever’s looking after Arator put him to bed, I’m still busy after however many hundreds of years its been. 

[aratortherememer]

…Mother I’m entirely capable of looking after myself, I am an adult you know.

[alleria--windrunner]

#I can put myself to bed!

You can, can you? Then w̡̼̲͔͔h̖̣͉y҉̗̫ ͙̫̺̪̟̣a̱̩̬̳r̷̥̳̩̠̼̫ͅe̵ͅ ̲͚͍̣̪y̠̟͖̝͍͇o̶̺͍͖u̯̤ ͕͙̟̗͙͈͔s̵̹̜ț̼̗͜i̥̯l͏̣l͖͚̺̻ ̢̠̜͙͔̥̣ͅu̯͎̱͖͈p̲͈͞?͚̞̬͎̙

[alleria--windrunner]

Also can whoever’s looking after Arator put him to bed, I’m still busy after however many hundreds of years its been. 

[exarchmorelikesexarch]

Now, does anyone know where my hot non-Draenei wife is?

[alleria--windrunner]

I’m busy scrubbing this damn grape juice off my skin! Who knew grape juice had tentacles?!