Many people ask me, Sylvanas, how do you gain more beauty each day? How do you have so many adoring fans? And other stupid shit like “Don’t you have some sisters?”
In truth, it’s easy to be me, you merely need to raise a cult following and decry every alternative view of yourself as fake news.
Sorry, what was that? You saw me Blight an entire civilization? Are you sure? Has anyone ever considered maybe the civilization was so unbearable that it deserved the Blighting? It truly makes you think does it not.
Hm? What was that? You want to know more about my sisters? Well, one considers herself a character out of a popular video game, that’s why we affectionately call her the Linkle looking void bitch and the other one had some babies or something?? I don’t really remember much about her.
