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Cullen gets cornered by the beast who thinks he is the perfect vessel to hold their brood.
Warden is Omega.
M!Brosca is the Grey Warden and M!Aeducan has been left to die in the Deep Roads but he manages to survive until Brosca's arrival.
I'd love to read a fic in which Sebastian and Carver have huge crushes on one another, but Hawke keeps getting in the way and causing awkwardness because they, too, have a huge crush on Sebastian. Unbeknown to them, Sebastian and Carver get together and if A!A wants, get found out by Hawke. Hawke's gender doesn't matter to me unless A!A wants to write some Sebhawke here. In that case, I'd prefer a male Hawke. What also doesn't matter is whether the guys keep it chaste or not. I'll love it either way. ++ if there's to be sex, bottom Sebastian is my thing ++ maximum awkwardness ++ blushing boys - noncon and stuff that belongs in the toilet
Alistair keeps finding himself in situations where he is required to father children for *handwave* reasons. Cailan needs a Theirin heir but can't do the deed, Isolde wants a child but Teagan is lacking, Morrigan offers to do the Dark Ritual with him, etc. He is conflicted about having so many bastards of his own but intends to at least keep an eye on them. I'd prefer if Alistair was single all along and not in a relationship with the Warden.
au where instead of being sent to kirkwall after kinloch, cullen got used in a chantry experiment to see if they could make a supertemplar by sticking a spirit/demon into a regular templar. it worked! now 10+ years later, the inquisition is searching old chantry stuff and finds where cullen got 'stored' when all the circles collapsed. it goes about as well as expected + reaver + possessed = unstoppable freight-train of death + winter templar soldier found in an ice-magicked box and taken back to skyhold? + cullen got picked bc he resisted the demons in kinloch, thought he was going to rest, was instead used in a terrible blood ritual that stuck a spirit/demon in him and then got trained/conditioned as a chantry attack dog + so much lyrium dependency TL;DR: winter soldier recovery tropes except in dragon age with miserable human experiment cullen rutherford, demon possess-e and blood addict
There is a depressing lack of female Cullen out there. I would love to read more. Spit balling some ideas: -Josephine and Leliana gently coaxing Cullen to embrace her femininity after years of ignoring it in the templars. My kingdom for her secretly loving varrics books and bonding with Cassandra -an oops pregnancy, Cullen reconciling becoming a mom with also being the commander -female Cullen under siege from randy Orlesians at the winter palace I just need to see a tough as nails lady Cullen with a soft and gooey center, preferably being wooed by a dashing gentleman. Favs include: pining, romance, babies, angst, petite Cullen, Would love to see her paired with a trevelyan or Alistair, or any m!OC/NPC
I imagine Tevinter Magisters view slaves as tools and that while Fenris was more valuable he was a tool for power pleasure. As such Fenris was forbidden from taking any pleasure from the times Danarius used him for such, prevented from orgasming and threats of severe punishment if caught masturbating. When Fenris left I doubt he had time to think of such things or get close to anyone, until Kirkwall and until Hawke. He has a hard time communicating what he likes, he never had to. Old habits stopped him from touching Hawke like he wanted and fought to keep himself from coming due to his conditioning during his time as a slave. I want to see a story about the two of them talking about this and them working to help Fenris communicate better and break the conditioning so he can enjoy sex with Hawke fully.
We hear Fenris say "Festis bei umo canavarum" or "You will be the death of me" to Hawke when annoyed. How about a fic where Hawke manages to have Fenris say that same phrase at a later time when they get back together during a rare moment of peace, but for far more pleasurable reasons, giving Fenris some of those "problems" Hawke promised. Sarcastic Hawke if you please! I will always love that snark and sassy purple Hawke.
After an attempt to split Anders off from Justice the spell goes wrong. Now there are two Anders. Both mages. One an Alpha and the other an Omega.
Varric releases a gay spinoff to his "Swords & Shields" series starring two dwarves.
There are more kids in Skyhold than Anders expected. Children of the workers and staff, or the Nobility. Of the mages that reside in the tower and roam freely across the grounds. It's more than Anders could have dreamed of seeing within his lifetime. Now one wishes for him to teach her magic. AO3 link: http://bit.ly/2WRyFlN
Solas and F!Lavellan in early stages of relationship - she's bookish, inquisitive, open, and thoughtful, and Solas is a big fan of all these things - and her. Only she has this fascination with questions about the Dread Wolf, and she won't stop asking for his thoughts on the matter
Vivienne injures her leg and Fem!Adaar has to carry her bridal-style.
Female Mage Trevelyan encounters a Templar who raped her during her time at the Ostwick Circle among the Templar recruits at Skyhold. He pretends not to recognize her, and she's too shocked and upset to say anything to him or anyone else, but later she has flashbacks to times he abused her. Bonus points if her love interest (preferably Josephine or Blackwall, ideally not Sera and emphatically not Cullen) notices that something is wrong and coaxes the truth out of her. Kinks: non-con, humiliation, begging, threats/coercion, size difference, verbal abuse, painful sex, bruising DNW: Trevelyan enjoying the rape, bestiality, scat/watersports, permanent injury
Carver and Merrill are together, but haven't had sex yet. When Carver confesses he wants to fuck her, she happily agrees, under one condition. She doesn't want to get pregnant, so they'll have to make sure that doesn't happen if they are to have sex. Carver expects this means he has to pull out in time, or that she'll use magic of some sort or even one of those earlier condom versions where they use a sheep stomach or something. He is not prepared for Merrill to tell him to bend over her table and stick her fingers up his ass to milk his prostate dry. He can't make her pregnant if there's no ejaculate when he orgasms, right? Disclaimer: This is not actually a trustworthy anti-conception method so please for the love of the Maker don't do this at home and think you'll be safe from pregnancy, let alone STDs