Who are left and right Twix why are they fighting

My url is self-explanatory for this blog. Lots of puns, yet not enough puns.

[whytookewl]

Spider-Man 2: The Game's Booth at E3 (2004)

[dranktwocoffees]

doodle of this annoying kid, big fan of his toph beifong era

[spaceshiprocket]

Amazin Spider-Man #1000 by Julian Totino Tedesco

[dailyspiderplush]

Spider-Man: Brand New Day Cosbi Plush Keychain Collection

[tvneon]

[kingscape]

[jihef03]

[bonibunz]

can you see me from up there (x)

[cuddlycharizard]

Watched sheep detectives yesterday

[catcrumb]

[thefailurecult]

[erinwantstowrite]

"i just have to keep believing in the good of people because it means i might have some good in me too" is my favorite type of character

[razzmothazz]

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

[razzmothazz]

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?

[pukicho]

you strike me as someone who could properly tile a roof if he tried and i respect that a lot

I firmly believe I could do anything no matter what

[orpheuslament]

this recent trend of teenagers using genAI chatbots to talk to fictional characters is fucking grim. what you should be doing is roleplaying on private messages with your friends until the lines between you & the characters begin to blur & you develop some very complex & confusing feelings for each other that culminate in a massive fallout you dont have the tools to process nor understand

[amurderof]

#can not emphasize this enough#start a multifandom game with 20-30 maladaptive weirdos#care about crossover ships that can not be explained#learn to negotiate truly incomprehensible drama#it will prepare you for adult life way better and more fun than leadership class#and perhaps you will some day marry the hottest weirdo (tags via @somarysueme)

cosigned

[verygoodcomments]

[dreamycastaway]

The original pride flag and the sewing machine it was sewn on

[iwriterobots]

[queer-joy-detector]

Queer joy detected!