who died and made me the DM?

currently between media. not tagging spoilers unless asked chaotic dumbass. theme by zwinglys. pixels from perfect-pixels.

[pierogiy]

guy who says eep

[gonzos-humansona]

Woman in front of me in line at the caffe nero changed my life yesterday when she ordered a prosciutto sandwich but pronounced "prosciutto" like it rhymed with mosquito. "Pruh-squee-toe."

I heard this person say "uhhhh yeah can I get a prosquito sandwich please?" and I knew I'd never be the same. Prosquito. Prosquito. Its everything to me. I haven't been able to stop saying that lmfao. This is my spinch. This is my bagel and creem cheems. This is my ranibow sprimkle.

friends and family are already tired of me going crazy over prosquito but its so special to me

[niceinchnails]

I think if zoidberg moved into bikini bottom he wouldnt look out of place at all i wouldnt even notice him there

[ribbondear]

[niceinchnails]

I like how polite he is because he isnt intruding but curious somewhat

[peachfromcmbyn]

The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.

[dead-boysss]

The what???

[peachfromcmbyn]

The Ikea biphobia couch.

[dead-boysss]

???

[peachfromcmbyn]

I don't know what to tell you man.

[maryfitzroy]

[holespoles]

15 cakes scanned from 'Australian Women's Weekly Children's Birthday Cake Book' from 1980.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

[bestiolin]

marynn letemplier

[obriy]

[wirebr4ins]

I have gotten the Nautilus Excitement™️

Whatever, go my nautlius

[dogpuppy]

[tweed-eyes]

1300-1400 clothing of Lower Empire

[ardentblue-deactivated20210416]

The Byzantine Empire, that is.

[amarantines]

Oh FUCK

[kateelliottsff]

My eyes have just fallen out of my head because of this gorgeous fabric.

[robinlafevers]

Because one can never get enough visuals of medieval clothing …

[choodraws]

undertaker

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[lyricwritesthings]

Oh, sure. You slither down ONE wall like a lizard, and suddenly your new friend (the same friend you JUST invited to stay in your house for a MONTH!) starts calling you "a creature in the semblance of a man." Smh.

[huariqueje]

All Quiet - Jack Standish

American , b. 1949 -

Watercolour , 20 x 26 in.

[maikron]

Here's me trying to interpret how Danny's hazmat suit would look like if it were more realistic, based on my experience with biohazard PPE.

I feel like I also need to add a disclaimer to not use this as safety advice. Please consult your local health and safety guidelines prior to handling ectoplasm, ecto-contaminated materials, and/or ectobiological organisms!

[sergal]

my favorite mashup emoji is this one and i wish it was real so bad

[coastal-mangos-one]

[steveyockey]

no no no put me back in the loop I almost did it perfect please put me back just a few more tries and I think I could really nail it please put me back