cxptaincaboose

captain/finney | they/them | capricorn pfp by v-a-t-s!!

[sawed-on-shotgun]

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

[fallout-lou-begas]

holy fucking shit girls the simpsons are coming to monopoly go

[fallout-lou-begas]

my free... milhouse... shield....

[cheaphalloweencostume]

shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN

[ghoulgoon]

my partner and i are so enchanted by this post it’s become part of our living room decor

[pomegranateteeth]

I want to fuck you like an animal. I want to feel you from the inside. I want to fuck you like an animal. My whole existence is flawed. You get me closer to God

[halondrus]

Draw him alive and well. Ok now draw him playing sudoku

[halondrus]

Now draw him struggling at sudoku in a manner that is no longer endearing and is now embarassing

[naga-noia]

THERES MORE TO WHITEWASHING THAN JUST SKIN COLOR THERES MORE TO WHITEWASHING THAN JUST SKIN COLOR THERES MORE TO WHITEWASHING THAN JUST SKIN COLOR THERES MORE TO WHITEWASHING THAN JUST SKIN COLORRRRRRRRRR

[galaxyedgeviolet]

[annabelle--cane]

"rocky would hate stratt because she hurt his bestie" plausible, even likely. "rocky wouldn't hate stratt because he understands the stakes of needing to save the actual world" nuanced, intellectually stimulating. "stratt would hate rocky because her ex wife whom she killed is happier with him" intriguing, avant-garde.

[manyblinkinglights]

#7 billion fucking people on earth weren't enough but you'll die for the alien. sure. no yeah. sure.

[cristalplanetheart]

😳

[savethewailes]

Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!

[adelphicoracle]

Perfect tags

[i-cant-carry-it-for-you]

[transfemininomenon]

absolutely LOST in the sauce

[fandom-man]

[scholarlypidgeot]

@moethh don't hide this in the tags

[mephistopheles]

i bring a sort of “you should maybe interrogate your so-called ‘preferences’ to make sure they’re not literal textbook examples of severe unconscious bias” vibe that my woke gay friends dont really like

[mephistopheles]

what this post does NOT mean

go out and fuck someone you aren’t attracted to because a stranger on tumblr said to

go out and date someone you aren’t attracted to because a stranger on tumblr said to

You’re Not Allowed To Be Gay Anymore

what this post DOES mean

if you just ‘prefer’ to avoid majority black areas of your city

if you just ‘prefer’ to read, write, think, and talk about men

if you just ‘prefer’ to socialize with people you (perceive as) your assigned birth sex

if you just ‘prefer’ to exclusively watch white-directed movies, read white-written books, listen to white-authored music

if you just unconsciously perceive men as more authoritative/competent and ‘prefer’ to be spoken to by them

this is a post about acknowledging unconscious bias. it is not a post about dating. please stop coming into my inbox and accusing me of rape apologism and telling me to kill myself. thank you

[zooophagous]

I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

[joshgrobanscock]

1) Vaping is confirmed to cause cancer. Vaping coats the lungs with toxic substances, such as heavy metals and benzene, which are known to cause cancer

2) Many vapes contain diacetyl, which, when inhaled causes popcorn lung, or scarring of the lung

3) Ultrafine particles, when being inhaled, can be lodged in the trachea (not good!)

4) Ultrafine particles can also constrict the arteries in the lungs potentially causing A HEART ATTACK

5) Vaping is relatively new. Not much studies have been done in comparison to tobacco. Plus, the vaping companies are powerful people. There is a large chance that they are purposely downplaying and even burying any evidence that vaping is harmful - just like the tobacco companies before them. They do not care about you, or your health, or the truth. They only care for money

[letsoulswander]

Also STOP VAPING INDOORS AROUND OTHER PEOPLE. Holy shit, if you're gonna wreck your lungs at least give me the option not to wreck mine.

[cephalopodvictorious]

It’s such an issue that the MTA had to run a campaign about it

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[stripedroseandsketchpads]

Please I’m begging yall as an asthmatic, your fruit-flavored vapor will still give people around you who are smoke-sensitive attacks. So will weed. Don’t do it inside; if you’re at a bus stop or something try to not stand right next to people or move downwind of them if you can.

[lornasallydane]

Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.

[anphivenas]

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

[cheddar-baby]

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

[anphivenas]

He strutted his shit kinda

[ispyspookymansion]

i was trying to find this post earlier (duck duck go doesnt find posts well) and i—

[toomanyassassins]

MILLER: This scene here was not in the script.  LORD: Not even in the schedule. MILLER: In the schedule.  LORD: But between takes Ryan said, “You know, Sandra’s a beautiful singer, I keep hearing her every time I go to my dressing room,” and we’re psychos not to ask her to sing in the movie and so we did, which is not the best thing to spring on an actor, and she said, “I’ll do it if I get to pick the song.”  MILLER: And we said, “Unfortunately we’re only on this ship for another thirty six hours so, I’m sorry we didn’t give you time to practice this and rehearse.” And she said, “It’s all right.” And so she picked this with her daughter, this Harry Styles song.  LORD: With her daughter. And the reaction you’re seeing from these people is genuine because they don’t know this is the song she’s gonna sing.  MILLER: Yeah, we shot the reactions from the crowd first to give her sort of a chance to warm up, but it was gorgeous and everyone’s looks that were agog are real, like, “Oh my God.” And then listening to the lyrics of it and how apt they were for this moment for all these people, ended up becoming this central heart of the movie. And this is really her singing, no augmentation of any kind. She’s just great. LORD: I find this so moving and it’s such a victory for Sanda’s character and her performance, an opportunity for her to express she is not cold, that she feels deeply for these people, and wants them to succeed, and her love has to be suspended for her to do her job. And I think that is the tragedy of some people in power. They have to suspend themselves, their personal interests.  MILLER: And so when, she’s sort of saying now to Ryan’s character— LORD: “Maybe someday.” MILLER: Yeah. LORD: “Maybe someday we could be close.” MILLER: Right. “But for right now, you get two minutes.” LORD: Yeah. It’s almost he gave her a dare, said— MILLER: “Can you have camaraderie?” LORD: “Are you a full human being?” and she comes down and says, “I am.” MILLER: And then says, “That is enough.” LORD: “I just have to choose not to be.” MILLER: And goes back to work.

[kristina100000]

love me love me say that you love me fool me fool me go on and fool me

[liberalsarecool]

Data centers have a very limited lifespan but their consequences will be felt for generations.

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat