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Randi: Jordon, It doesn’t have a bone…

Charlie, drunk: Then why is it called a boner?!

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Charlie, at 7am: Hey dudes, I got some leftover Jell-O shots from Cinco de Mayo. Do you want to go eat a bunch and get super fucked up?

Johnny: Uh, Jordon, don’t you have to like, go to work in an hour?

Charlie: Heh-Heh. Yeah, I sure do. Anyways they’re lime green ones made with tequila!

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*HU sitting at a dinner table talking*

Charlie: Oh God, the first time I got drunk: I pulled in the bushes, broke up with my girlfriend, and then shat in my own bed.

Danny, concerned: Uh, that’s great Jordon, can you pass the mashed potatoes please?

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Johnny 3 Tears

A beautiful soul with a soothing harmonic voice

A man with a smile that lights up the world 🌎

HU4L

Keep being you, Blue Butterfly!

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HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE AMAZING FUNNYMAN!!! ❤️🎂

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Temu: Team up, price down.

Luna. You grew your angel wings today, my sweet lil bean. Thank you for giving me almost 5 years of wheeks, cuddles, and carrot munchies. You were the sweetest guinea pig that a mama could ever own. I love you and gonna miss you so much lil potato. 😭❤️

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My most favorite country singer since I was born, Toby Keith, has passed away. Rest easy buddy knowing you’re no longer suffering. You were legendary 💔😭

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Me: okay, I will finish this paragraph then head to bed , I can finish it tomorrow after work.

Also me: *walking into work half asleep* sorry I’m late. I was up until 4 am writing my fic again.