#incorrecthu

[allhailhu4lsblog]

Danny: How’d you break your leg?

Charlie: Did you see the new stairs?

Danny: Yeah?

Charlie: I didn’t.

[destyisundead]

Jordon : What's the word for when hands are bisexual?

George: Do you mean ambidextrous?

Jordon : I love you.

[allhailhu4l]

*HU sitting at a dinner table talking*

Charlie: Oh God, the first time I got drunk: I pulled in the bushes, broke up with my girlfriend, and then shat in my own bed.

Danny, concerned: Uh, that’s great Jordon, can you pass the mashed potatoes please?

[incorrecthollywoodundeadquotes]

Charlie: I'm not gay but DAMN Danny: You don't need to be gay to appreciate a good looking man Charlie: Nah i'd fuck him Danny: oh okay shit

[susanmarie006]

Danny: DYLAN DID YOU KNOW MARY JANE MEANS WEED??

Dylan: DANNY YOURE JUST NOW LEARNING THIS? WTF DUDE

[atomictravelbag]

Johnny: Look at this idiot. Where are his parents.

Johnny: Oh shit, it’s me. I’m the parent.

Johnny: Danny, we gotta go.

[inkspook]

Dylan: If you think about it, tomato and potato have the same amount of letters in them. I’ve cracked the code.

Jorel:

Jorel: D- Do you think people can’t hear you?

[j3tsabyss]

FunnyMan: *pulls up to Sonic drive-in*

FunnyMan: HEY

FunnyMan: *honks la cucaracha horn*

FunnyMan: YO DOES KNUCKLES WORK HERE