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Vormir if Natasha had any sense of boundaries
Red Skull: A soul for a soul
Clint: Well I guess we both know who itâs gotta be
Natasha: YupâŚ
Clint: Iâm starting to think we mean different people here, Natasha
Natasha: It has to be me, though
Clint: Natasha you know what Iâve-
Natasha: Clint youâre not listening. It has to be me otherwise it wonât work
Clint: âŚ
Clint: Why?
Natasha: âŚ
Red Skull: *sips tea*
Natasha: This is awkward. Um. Clint youâre not my favorite person anymore
Clint: WHAT???
Natasha: Yeah, you left me for five years to go on a murder rampage!
Clint: My whole family died!
Natasha: Billions of people lost their families, on every planet, Clint, I did too. And then I lost all of my friends because you all stopped visiting meâ
Red Skull: Wait. Billions of people died on every planet???
Natasha: âŚ
Clint: âŚ
Red Skull: I donât get out much. Sorry, continue.
Clint: So if Iâm not your best friend then who the hell should you push off the cliff? Steve???
Natasha: Oh no, Steve only ever visited to do his laundry. Probably Rocket.
Clint: THE RACCOON????
Natasha: Yeah! We actually have a lot in common, he was also experimented on and groomed as a child, and he has really cool weapons
Clint: IâVE BEEN YOUR BEST FRIEND FOR 15 YEARS AND WHEN MY FAMILY DIES YOU REPLACE ME WITH A HYPER-VIOLENT TALKING ADHD RACCOON????
Natasha: He also has autism
Red Skull: *sips tea*
Clint: You know what, youâre not my favorite person anymore either.
Natasha: âŚ
Clint: âŚ
Clint: How the fuck are we gonna get this stone?
Not to be a MCU fan on main, but I need the meta practice anyway.
The boat scene of Black Widow 2021 charms me. We open with Natasha staring at herself in a mirror, and if that's not a narrative tool to tell us this movie is going to be about her facing herself and who she is, I don't know what is.
It also signals that this is a private moment. She's alone in a bathroom where she has the time and space to stare at herself in the mirror for a moment. She's vulnerable, not protected. She's not looking over her shoulder.
She braces herself above the sink for a moment, probably processing everything that had happened recently (see Captain America: Civil War). I imagine she might be replaying moments, wondering what's happened since she went into hiding. She had to cut a lot of lines to get away safely, but that means she can't use those lines anymore. She's working with less information than she's had access to for a long time. No KBG, no SHIELD, no Avengers, nothing. It's not that she can't work without those resources, but she hasn't had to make do without them recently. She's back to her roots; she's back to herself. She's actually alone again.
A note to the vulnerability thing: the next shot we get is her washing her face. I'm not convinced that the actress, Scarlett Johansson, isn't wearing ANY makeup, but I don't think the character is. If she's alone, and if she's disappeared properly, nobody's going to be looking at her face. Who is there to look put together for? Might as well wash off the mask.
Unbeknownst to the audience, the whole time, Natasha had a live feed of a building showing on a phone. The figures aren't totally clear, so we can't completely make out what's being shown through the live feed, but we don't have to. The movie cuts to the action: soldiers in tactical suits bearing weapons, the familiar face of Everett Ross (which in the context of CA:CW, isn't exactly a friendly face), and an officer assuring him that all exits are covered.
If Natasha has this playing on her phone, this location must be important. She's monitoring the building, she's expecting something to happen. It could be her watching the perimeter, it could be her keeping tabs on someone else from the Sokovia fallout.
Ross isn't tense, but he isn't relaxed. He tells those around him to stay alert, so he's expecting resistance. He's one of the few people in frame not wearing any armor or protection, and judging from his tone, he doesn't have high expectations for how this is going to go. While he narrates that he's sending in a squadron, we're shown a sniper on the roof.
It would seem that Ross is learning from previous experience. He's not giving whoever he's here for (at this point, it feels strongly like it's Natasha) ANY way out, because any weak point will be exploited and taken advantage of. They've been around this track before. The squadron moves into what is clearly a public space that's been cleared out. Somewhere Natasha could easily hide in as a spy, except the people she's supposed to be blending into aren't there. Perhaps that was a hint.
Ross goes on to set the scene for us. "Natasha Romanoff is in violation of the Sokovia Accords. She assaulted the King of Wakanda. Make an example out of her." If we had any doubt about who Ross is here for, it's gone now.
So we expect a clash. We expect an epic escape, maybe with a chase scene or a shootout or a good old-fashioned head-bashing. Natasha is going to gather herself, get out there, and show them how it's done. Right?
Natasha calls a phone number. It's not saved as a contact, but it's already pulled up and punched in before she opens the keypad. She was expecting this. She still has control over the situation. One woman against an army, and she might be outnumbered but she's not down for the count.
She dials and Ross picks up the call. Almost definitely an unknown number, and given the circumstances, who else could it possibly be?
Oddly enough, she starts by telling him not to do this. A plea for mercy? That doesn't sound right. Ross plays dumb, but Natasha calls him on his bullshit and then follows it up with an insult. She's not asking for mercy, she's chastising him. Ross admits he fell for the hook, and tries to intimidate her back by explaining how it makes sense. From his vantage point, she needs a deal to get out of this one. Yeah, maybe she can escape the building, but it's gonna cost her energy, possibly unwanted injury, and she's going to give the United Nations more material to use against her in court.
Ross is buying time. Seconds are precious here. He'll talk to her all day if it keeps her in one spot long enough for his soldiers to corner her and cut off all her escape routes.
Natasha jabs at him while filling in the audience about what's happened since the last time she saw her. Ross is tired, and that puts his earlier caution into context. He's been trying to track her down, to capture her, to bring her in.
He hasn't succeeded yet, though not for lack of trying. "What is this, your second triple bypass?" Triple bypass (from my one Google search about it, don't come at me) might refer to a combined effort between local and federal police to track someone, launch surveillance against them, and coordinate an operation to close the fugitive in with no way out. Not a small setup, and this is Ross's second attempt. He's using a lot of resources to nail Natasha down. We aren't given the details of how the first one went except that it didn't work and now Ross is trying again.
Ross changes the subject quickly but still wants her talking (and not moving), so he tells her what has happened to Cap's team since she last saw them. They have (Clint) Barton, (Sam) Wilson, the other guy/the incredible shrinking convict (Scott Lang), (they don't even mention Wanda Maximoff, rude), and they don't have (Steve) Rogers (and Bucky Barnes with him). Keeps trying to intimidate her, says she has no friends.
Meanwhile, Natasha just learned where all her allies are. She knows where Steve and Bucky went, and that's enough information for her to start tracking them down later if/when she decides to pick up the trail. If Ross has all the others, then they're in the Raft. She's harvesting information off of him even now because Ross is stalling for time. He thinks anything that keeps this conversation going will pay off in the end.
He asks here where she's going to go, but Natasha has everything she needs out of Ross and she's done with this conversation. It's time to go. She wraps it up, insinuating that she's not out of places to hide and that this was a waste of his time. Natasha Romanoff is going to disappear, she's done.
Before Ross can ask what that means, she ends the call and leaves him with absolutely no more useful information than he had when the call started. He can only assume she's on the move.
The soldiers are closing in. Natasha hears a noise outside the bathroom and knows somebody is close. She exhales, and the audience leans forward, ready for this dramatic exit. Here we go.
As the soldiers kick the door in, Natasha leaves the bathroom. A different bathroom. There are no soldiers outside her door. Someone picks up her suit in the building Ross has redundantly surrounded, and Natasha slowly and calmly lets herself out onto the deck of a ferry boat.
Ross is nowhere remotely close to his target. He's somewhere in a city, pulling all the stops to surround a public building in broad daylight, and Natasha is somewhere away from the city, surrounded by water and foggy mountains.
An officer confirms that no one was in the building, revealing that the Black Widow's tracker is no longer tracking the Black Widow, just her suit. It's a damn good suit, but it's nothing without the woman who was supposed to be wearing it.
She slips the phone she used to call Ross into the water. He probably didn't have any means of tracking their call from his cell phone, but even if he finds a way to do that, he's going to be led to the bottom of a body of water seemingly thousands of miles away.
The audience is set up to anticipate a display of kickass combat, but that's not how you set up a clean, traceless exit. The closer people are to you, the easier it is for them to follow you. Natasha has to move faster than the people chasing her, and before the camera even started rolling, Natasha moved so fast and so lightly that Ross was only just catching up to her suit. She even had enough time to set up one last monitor and extract another nugget of information out of Ross before disappearing completely. No rush, no tension, no weakness that Ross or the United Nations could see.
We expected a fight. Ross expected a fight. Natasha is smart enough that she won the fight before Ross ever showed up. It's not epic. It doesn't make for a cinematic stunt sequence, but she's not trying to be a superhero. She's not trying to be cool. She's trying to disappear. The audience is just as slow to the point as Ross is.
Ross pulled out all the stops and wound up dragging several armed units to clear a public building only to fall flat on his ass anyway. Natasha pulled out, like... what? Three stops? Maybe? and walked away invisible, without a scratch on her. She even got a cherry on top: a lead to follow if she ever finds a chance to go after Steve and the others to clean up this mess.
Happy Clintasha Con everyone!
Extra hour in the ballpit!!
That Vizzini, he likes to fuss
Fuss, fuss⌠I think he like to scream at us
Probably he means no harm
Heâs really very short on charm
You have a gift for rhyme
Yes, yes, some of the time.
Leverage AU where Nate does go into the priesthood ⌠but still ends up doing the same thing.
âBless me, father, for I have sinned.â
âGo on.â
âI knocked over a liquor store.â
âAnd why did you do that?â
âWell my momâs sick. We canât afford the pain medication, and I know alcohol is a bad pain reliever, but I donât know how to break into a pharmacy, so âŚâ
âOK, my son, what weâre going to do is, weâre going to get your mom her medicine. But Iâm going to need your help. I need you to call the health insurance company, and tell them ââ
âIs⌠is this my penance?â
âUh yeah. Sure. Penance. Yeah.â
Now I need an au of this where Nate has like ... a circle of other religious authority figures as his crew.
Oh hell yeah.
Eliot in the Swiss Guard
Hardison hasnât taken vows or anything but he runs IT for the church and itâs fascinating how much easier it is to stay under budget since he joined. I guess those computers just must be very efficient. đ¤ˇ
Parker was sent off to a convent as an inconvenient child. Sheâs technically a student at the Catholic school, but she also never leaves the grounds? Or at least, no one ever sees her leave. No one ever sees her around, either, so itâs kinda hard to say.
Sister Mary Sophia đ is absolutely a genuine nun and you cannot prove otherwise đ
That Vizzini, he likes to fuss
Fuss, fuss⌠I think he like to scream at us
Probably he means no harm
Heâs really very short on charm
That Vizzini, he likes to fuss
Fuss, fuss⌠I think he like to scream at us
Hi! I love your Nat x Clint x Laura fics!! Do you take requests for them? :)
So sorry, Nonnie! I hope your ask was the other one I answered! Iâm not on tumblr so much these days. But in case youâre not the same grayface, I am more than willing to accept prompts, but I make no guarantees of resultant fic.
Hi! Are you open to taking Nat x Clint x Laura fic requests? Especially some angsty ones? I love your writing so much!! Thank you
Hi Nonnie! I am absolutely open to taking prompts. I canât guarantee itâll happen, but if it kickstarts something, it canât go wrong!
âknights in Tortall relive their Ordeal foreverâ factoid actually just statistical error. average squire undergoes the Ordeal once. Ordeals Kel, who puts her hand on the Chamber door every time sheâs in Corusâ
Me: I just got FABULOUS news. Granted, the real news happened 10 days ago, and im just late to party, but still.
Friend: what news?
Me: Charlie kirk's mentor died 10 days ago in a pickleball accident. This is the guy that the leverage team based their "Gimmie a K Job" episode on. The one where they turn cheer into a sport. This guy made his money by risking the lives of millions of cheerleaders, and you know what our GOVERNMENT said about that? "If we turn cheer into a sport and force high schools to update their safety equipment, it'll have serious ramifications on his business, so we're not gonna do that."
Friend: ...a PICKLEBALL accident???
Me: man, I bet he's really wishing pickleball updated their safety standards or something right about now.
Friend: that is a SICK BURN, so kudos for that.
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my endpaper illustrations for the Illumicrate editions of Song of the Lioness â¨
one of my favourite childhood series, it was such a dream to work on these!!
After redesigning the packaging of the products to resemble the main ingredients of their formula, Uzon -a korean skincare brand- had a boost in sales. Gee, I wonder whyđ¤
the fight is harder each year.
gotta keep going because nothing ever stops.
you deserve to be new and whole.
Can someone explain whatâs happening besides someone being reborn?
In the first comic, which is from the Warriorâs point of view, the Warrior has defeated the Monster, who jeers that there will always be another Monster to fight. The Monster dissolves into mist, leaving another tiny, baby Monster in its place. The Warrior picks up this helpless new baby Monster and carries it away. They will try again and do better this time.
In the second comic, which is from the Monsterâs point of view, the Monster says that this has to happen; it canât come with the Warrior, and there will always be another. It tells the Warrior to use what they have learned to fight. It wants to die knowing that the Warrior has hope for the future. It dissolves into mist, and the exhausted Warrior collapses. The new baby Monster comes and brings the Warrior some water in a leaf. Because we are reading this in the Monsterâs voice, we realize that it is a new Monster, but also somehow, magically, the same. We also see that the Monster is not inherently evil. It is only very strong, and inevitable.
The third comic is a dialogue between the Monster and the Warrior. The Warrior is exhausted and horrifically wounded. The Monster is also horribly maimed. They are both dying. The Warrior doesnât want to fight anymore. The Monster tells them to rest and heal. The Warrior hands over their amulet, and we see the Monsterâs paw become a hand just before they both dissolve into mist. It clears, revealing that the Monster has turned into a beautiful humanoid, who says they will take care of the new baby monster the Warrior has turned into. The two have changed roles. The Warrior takes up the former Warriorâs gear and strides into the new year with the new baby Monster riding on their shoulders.
It is a beautiful, ruthless, hopeful metaphor about keeping up the good fight, year after year, even when we are worn down, and how we can still face the new year with hope and light, no matter how painful the last one was, and how it is okay to rest if we canât fight.
Itâs not the new year, but things are so difficult for so many of us right now, and we are so worn down from so many fights on so many fronts, I feel like we could all use this again. Love, rest, fight, love.
IRON MAN 3 (2013) dir. Shane Black