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delektorskichick

That Vizzini, he likes to fuss

Fuss, fuss… I think he like to scream at us

numberlover1729

Probably he means no harm

delektorskichick

He’s really very short on charm

numberlover1729

You have a gift for rhyme

delektorskichick

Yes, yes, some of the time.

krakenartificer

Leverage AU where Nate does go into the priesthood … but still ends up doing the same thing.

“Bless me, father, for I have sinned.”

“Go on.”

“I knocked over a liquor store.”

“And why did you do that?”

“Well my mom’s sick. We can’t afford the pain medication, and I know alcohol is a bad pain reliever, but I don’t know how to break into a pharmacy, so …”

“OK, my son, what we’re going to do is, we’re going to get your mom her medicine. But I’m going to need your help. I need you to call the health insurance company, and tell them —“

“Is… is this my penance?”

“Uh yeah. Sure. Penance. Yeah.”

swimmingblue

Now I need an au of this where Nate has like ... a circle of other religious authority figures as his crew.

krakenartificer

Oh hell yeah.

Eliot in the Swiss Guard

Hardison hasn’t taken vows or anything but he runs IT for the church and it’s fascinating how much easier it is to stay under budget since he joined. I guess those computers just must be very efficient. 🤷

Parker was sent off to a convent as an inconvenient child. She’s technically a student at the Catholic school, but she also never leaves the grounds? Or at least, no one ever sees her leave. No one ever sees her around, either, so it’s kinda hard to say.

Sister Mary Sophia 😇 is absolutely a genuine nun and you cannot prove otherwise 😏

#leverage

delektorskichick

That Vizzini, he likes to fuss

Fuss, fuss… I think he like to scream at us

numberlover1729

Probably he means no harm

delektorskichick

He’s really very short on charm

That Vizzini, he likes to fuss

Fuss, fuss… I think he like to scream at us

Hi! I love your Nat x Clint x Laura fics!! Do you take requests for them? :)

So sorry, Nonnie! I hope your ask was the other one I answered! I’m not on tumblr so much these days. But in case you’re not the same grayface, I am more than willing to accept prompts, but I make no guarantees of resultant fic.

Hi! Are you open to taking Nat x Clint x Laura fic requests? Especially some angsty ones? I love your writing so much!! Thank you

Hi Nonnie! I am absolutely open to taking prompts. I can’t guarantee it’ll happen, but if it kickstarts something, it can’t go wrong!

qwahaxahn

“knights in Tortall relive their Ordeal forever” factoid actually just statistical error. average squire undergoes the Ordeal once. Ordeals Kel, who puts her hand on the Chamber door every time she’s in Corus—

#tortall #protector of the small

dont-read-this-im-dead

Me: I just got FABULOUS news. Granted, the real news happened 10 days ago, and im just late to party, but still.

Friend: what news?

Me: Charlie kirk's mentor died 10 days ago in a pickleball accident. This is the guy that the leverage team based their "Gimmie a K Job" episode on. The one where they turn cheer into a sport. This guy made his money by risking the lives of millions of cheerleaders, and you know what our GOVERNMENT said about that? "If we turn cheer into a sport and force high schools to update their safety equipment, it'll have serious ramifications on his business, so we're not gonna do that."

Friend: ...a PICKLEBALL accident???

Me: man, I bet he's really wishing pickleball updated their safety standards or something right about now.

Friend: that is a SICK BURN, so kudos for that.

pretendusername-deactivated2021

Happy plagueiversary

quantumshade

erysium

my endpaper illustrations for the Illumicrate editions of Song of the Lioness ✨

one of my favourite childhood series, it was such a dream to work on these!!

#tamora pierce

vunblr

After redesigning the packaging of the products to resemble the main ingredients of their formula, Uzon -a korean skincare brand- had a boost in sales. Gee, I wonder why🤔

leunpetitdragon

theveryworstthing

the fight is harder each year.

theveryworstthing

gotta keep going because nothing ever stops.

theveryworstthing

you deserve to be new and whole.

nervosityperson

Can someone explain what’s happening besides someone being reborn?

naamahdarling

In the first comic, which is from the Warrior’s point of view, the Warrior has defeated the Monster, who jeers that there will always be another Monster to fight. The Monster dissolves into mist, leaving another tiny, baby Monster in its place. The Warrior picks up this helpless new baby Monster and carries it away. They will try again and do better this time.

In the second comic, which is from the Monster’s point of view, the Monster says that this has to happen; it can’t come with the Warrior, and there will always be another. It tells the Warrior to use what they have learned to fight. It wants to die knowing that the Warrior has hope for the future. It dissolves into mist, and the exhausted Warrior collapses. The new baby Monster comes and brings the Warrior some water in a leaf. Because we are reading this in the Monster’s voice, we realize that it is a new Monster, but also somehow, magically, the same. We also see that the Monster is not inherently evil. It is only very strong, and inevitable.

The third comic is a dialogue between the Monster and the Warrior. The Warrior is exhausted and horrifically wounded. The Monster is also horribly maimed. They are both dying. The Warrior doesn’t want to fight anymore. The Monster tells them to rest and heal. The Warrior hands over their amulet, and we see the Monster’s paw become a hand just before they both dissolve into mist. It clears, revealing that the Monster has turned into a beautiful humanoid, who says they will take care of the new baby monster the Warrior has turned into. The two have changed roles. The Warrior takes up the former Warrior’s gear and strides into the new year with the new baby Monster riding on their shoulders.

It is a beautiful, ruthless, hopeful metaphor about keeping up the good fight, year after year, even when we are worn down, and how we can still face the new year with hope and light, no matter how painful the last one was, and how it is okay to rest if we can’t fight.

naamahdarling

It’s not the new year, but things are so difficult for so many of us right now, and we are so worn down from so many fights on so many fronts, I feel like we could all use this again. Love, rest, fight, love.