I may be dead, but I'm still pretty.

[twitterlols]

[huffpost]

[crappy-deity-deactivated2019091]

‘Hello land dog, I am water dog.’

[danielisntreal]

This moment snatched me bald, gave me 50 years of luck, solved my debt and made my pussy pop.

[homosexual-supervillain]

this lip-sync tho

[lampsarepeopletoo]

[dulect]

[sugary-coated-deactivated202003]

[wordsnquotes]

‘I believe in you.’ Words that water flowers.

Michael Faudet (via wordsnquotes)

[localstarboy]

Trump is so bad that SATANISTS are protesting him. Devil worshipers are trying to protect us from this man lmao this real life

[lexxgotthejuice]

Lmaooo yo this seemed so unreal

[shepherdison]

She legit seemed so nice. Thank you kind atheist satanist in a hoodie for being so kind.

[melisica]

[griffys]

[thinfatfit]

Loey Lane

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

[frontpagewoman]

Uh oh. Shots fired.

[elaxisfae]

Where’s the lie tho? Lmao

[introvertfashion]

[mixtapemasterjipc-deactivated20]

💞💗💟💓💕💖

[zackisontumblr]

*clings to obama’s leg*