Tis a blog

Sharing my thoughts, experiences, and things that I find funny or interesting.

[lilmamabeyellin]

Overnight Celebrity by Twista (2004)

[emilyisobsessed]

my dog took a bullet for me

[imthevideogameboy]

THE SWIVEL OF THAT BUTT THO

[rehfan]

Not all heroes wear capes

[alexi-bear]

Omfg 😂😂😂 @0maziqueen0

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“THEY GONNA ATTAC

I SAV”

[thenatsdorf]

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“I’m just gonna put my paws in the water.”

[justcatposts]

You gotta see the reaction when this German Shepard realizes his owner isn’t behind him…

[eb0lagay]

that was so intense

[juuliaroberts]

where is her oscar I’m shaken

[granola-peasant]

How dare they play their own dog like this?

[sensitiveblackperson-deactivate]

[robmyheart]

SHE DID THAT

[thejoeboard-deactivated20181230]

me at the family dinner, sometime in 2036

[democraticsenator]

Every time I see this video, it renews me

[truecrimerip]

Martial arts master and actor Jackie Chan didn’t reveal his porno past until a few years ago. In the ‘70s, he starred in a porn flick called All in the Family. And he wasn’t ashamed, either. He told the press he had no regrets and was just trying to make money.

[woodmeat]

This nigga has done everything

[tibby223]

@teague2a @afroclownz

[tastefullyoffensive]

Photos by Chasity Lollis (via TheRealDerv)

[tamamita]

I love how the monkey from Aladdin is just called “Dad” if you translate “Abu”

[pokemaster7]

are you telling me that he calls the monkey “daddy”

[tamamita]

By Allah, not on this post you don’t

[just-shower-thoughts]

They should let you donate the remaining balance of gift cards to charity

[thediamondsheart]

Congrats everybody! Today on June 30th 2017 the parliament of the Federal Republic of Germany votes in favour of same-sex marriage.

[doujinshi]

[deafchan-deactivated20201105]

goals

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

This is important.

[deafchan-deactivated20201105]

Apparently my dogs don’t like it when I grind coffee.

Transcript: “This is how I make coffee, with a manual grinder. However… my dogs don’t like it.” *grinds furiously*

[ghostpuffadmires]

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The Color of Pikachu by Green or Blue 

[hustleinatrap]

The media usually doesn’t show happy Muslim Black family. Let’s break this rule!

[a-tribe-called-tress]

This is so precious. I wanna cry.

[blogarsay-deactivated20210222]

I’m the person trying to pet it.

[theonion]

ADAMS, TN—Saying the celestial phenomenon was a once-in-a-lifetime experience for her, a local cow announced Monday that she was excited to freak the fuck out during the solar eclipse. “I’m gonna be long gone before this pasture is in the path of totality again, so from the moment the moon begins to obstruct the sun to the final seconds before the light of day returns, I’m going to absolutely lose my goddamn mind,” said the 4-year-old Holstein, confirming that while she normally spends the afternoon grazing, the abrupt, all-encompassing blackness from the eclipse would be a great opportunity to run back and forth aimlessly while mooing like a “fucking maniac.” “I’ll probably book it straight towards the electric fence but then kind of veer off and charge through the herd like a lunatic to get the other cows as freaked out as I am. Then maybe I’ll suddenly stop and just stand there frozen solid for a few minutes before bolting again. Either way, I’m fortunate to be coming completely unglued during a spectacular event like this.” The cow went on to say that if any human tried to approach her during the eclipse event, she was definitely going to bite the shit out of them.