[lexxynichelle-deactivated201508]

[420moshdad]

dumbass

[trashskeleton-deactivated201408]

Infomercial Kitten

[banananbee]

Have you ever wanted to get a sip of milk and it just don’t go your way?

[jake-trickster]

baby lost in the sauce

[trap3z3]

[nocontextgoodplace]

[i-am-a-fish]

college is all about multitasking. you gotta sleep AND cry at the same time

[pastelparrotlet]

Reblog this if you’re pro-receiving a brown paper package containing one (1) handwritten love letter, a small jar of strawberry jam from the farmers market, and a smattering of pressed flowers.

[nocontextgoodplace]

[alwaysbewoke]

these are the days i remember why i love the internet hahaha 

[gaypeopletwitter]

[prismbird-deactivated20171229]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Portable Cookie Technology, also women answer this question please

[shimmer712]

The answer is yes. We carry cookies and candy in our purses. It’s not just our wallets. They wouldn’t need to be so big if it was.

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

[te-amo-corazon]

the entire term has been this confusing and chaotic

[geekscoutcookies]

The staff of The Onion are just growing cobwebs at this point

[sipisttoo]

I may never recover from finding out today that Winona Ryder married Keanu Reeves while filming in Romania in 1992 and legit does not know if it was legally binding or not,,, 25 years later and she’s just like lol idk

I BEG YOUR PARDON

[sipisttoo]

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING COULD HAVE PREPARED ME FOR THIS

[tweltchy]

[cyberscully]

cher up @ 4:56am spitting facts and absolutely decimating men

[uncle-tomfoolery]

Why she ask for an envelope to read her own vote

[the6thsiren-deactivated20210702]

what a breakthrough

[dynastylnoire]

Wind is windy as hell

[afoxnamedmulder]

it’s been two hours and i haven’t been able to stop thinking about this comment someone left on this video

[stupidcommentdepository]

*attempts to log into bank account*

To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”

types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”

*i view my account balance of $4.47*