[queen-of-assgards-deactivated20]

😐👌

[averagefairy]

i’m like… not okay with this sudden resurgence in “random xD” sayings on clothing like is this 2008? if i see one more shirt at forever 21 that says “if you’re not a taco i don’t like you” i might have a stroke like idk what’s going on here… have we as a nation not learned from our mistakes?? when can we finally put an end to taco humor

[browsedankmemes]

[supermodelgif-deactivated201409]

[icanread]

[breathingjobros-blog]

[spiritibus]

omFG WHAT IS THIS

[prelegend]

OH MYGODD

[raptorific]

Why do roaches feel the need to fly? I’m already scared! They don’t need to now escalate the situation! It’s like if a guy took out a knife and said “gimme your wallet” and then when I’m like “okay man I don’t want any trouble, here you go,” he also takes out a gun.

[unclefather]

[everything-ghana]

[lovefortv]

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

[vanityrex]

These are my favorite parents in any movie ever.

[thick-thigh-blog]

Girls with thick thighs and loud laughs are important and deserve love

[rlyhigh]

[quotemadness]

Love says: I’ve seen the ugly parts of you, and I’m staying.

Matt Chandler (via quotemadness)

[frighthouseofalighthouse]

Your History Fact of the Day

Apparently at dinner parties instead of talking to people, George Washington liked to pretend his knife and fork were drumsticks and play music on the table (Alexander Hamilton by Ron Chernow, page 279)

[hamiltexting]

Imagining how awkward Jefferson must be looking at Washington gives me life

[itistimesaidthewalrus]

@mrstomcruise

[ruinedchildhood]

[kevinsmithjorts420]

This is what discrimination looks like