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marvel trash and other garbage // allison // 18

[ruinedchildhood]

[cheese24k]

Wait a second, am I tripping balls?

[arewefadingout-deactivated20170]

HELP I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

[mandopony]

Sometimes life is just beautiful.

[sylfire-deactivated20181203]

May you never be forgotten, magical forest accordion man

[xenobium-deactivated20180227]

He’s playing the Lost Woods song from Zelda that’s the important part

[tygermama]

Thank you for making real life a little more surreal

[alexander]

help

[marieduplessis]

holy shit

[homoz]

[nyctosaurid]

“if goofy is a dog and pluto is a dog why is one a pet” is the cartoon equivalent of “if man evolved from monkeys why are there still monkeys”

[zagreus]

The implication that Goofy is just a more advanced stage in canine evolution is oddly terrifying somehow

[nyctosaurid]

theres no such thing as ‘more advance’ in evolution. a dogman isnt more evolved than a dog, just as you are no more evolved than an seagull or coral, they are just fitted for different environments and have evolved as such

[dimetrodone]

Goofy is not more evolved the Pluto, Goofy just fills a different ecological niche. While Pluto is just a scavenger and Goofy is an apex predator both play important roles in the ecosystem.

[thekingmickey-deactivated202404]

[chlstarrbaby]

Goofy’s a domestic dog, Pluto is a real one.

[nyctosaurid]

“Why me? I’m domesticated!” is the deepest rabbit hole of a line in the entire disney canon

[trjoel]

[catsnsmiles]

⭐️⭐️⭐️

[princesstigerbelle]

This is important

[lubricates]

babe

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[jesus-the-son-of-mary]

[melaninondeck-deactivated201907]

You know what? America’s Got Talent should just go on head move build they whole entire shit in Florida and just shoot random everyday shit. Yall got it

[freelance-honey-badger]

They are really made differently in Florida.

[stuckinreversemode]

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

the fab five all share a braincell and unfortunately they left it at the gas station with antoni

[muaddibbler]

The most impressive communal shitpost I’ve yet seen from a linguistics Facebook group

[black-bloc-antifa]

[weepingandgnashingofteeth]

To Whom It May Concern:

[thespectacularspider-girl]

THIS CONCERNS EVERYONE

[neuroticpaint]

[gayerluke]

security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher?

my first grade teacher hacking my bank account: i’m in

[wolfvalkyrie-blog]

why is this so fucking funny 

[allisooooon]

Wow I really like my boyfriend this is truly crazy can’t wait to snuggle him soon