Perfect Disaster

Me: Hi, my name's Allison and I suffer from a severe tumblr addiction... Y'all: *monotonously* Hi Allison...

[theconcealedweapon]

[catasters]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[flyingrttakespictures]

[landsccape]

[theconcealedweapon]

Slaves who escaped were breaking the law. Literally. Outright.

Jewish people who escaped the Nazis were breaking the law. Literally. Outright.

The law is a horrible judge of morality.

[kushblazer666]

[internetgreatesthits]

[hilarioushitshq]

Not Karl..

[smash-or-pass-objects]

Smash or Pass: Ampersand

smash

pass

Voting ended onApr 8, 2024

[heirtocragflame]

Objectively one of the most fuckable punctuation marks

[pallidprincess]

kind of a milf

[animentality]

[animentality]

[animentality]

[animentality]

[childweanedonpoison]

mentally i’m a slut physically i’m scared of intimacy 

[lvciferofficial-deactivated2021]

Life must be rough for you

[childweanedonpoison]

life is rough for everyone kimberly

[childweanedonpoison]

did you think they forgot to teach her about plagiarism at the miami school of law?

[childweanedonpoison]

I MESSAGED HER ON INSTAGRAM AND SHE BLOCKED ME LMFAOOOO

[animentality]

[moreglitter]

STOP. moment of gratitude for those precious times of breathing from your nostrils when you don't have a stuffy nose

[paulgadzikowski]

Everyone who doesn't have a headache right now, stop right now for a moment and appreciate how good it is not to have a headache.