.Oh, Misty Eye Of The Mountain Below.

Tats, tits and anxiety

do you think ants get confused when they accidentally get on buses and end up really far away

[delgrosso]

You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

[valtsv]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Me, literally any time I make a pasta sauce

[soracities]

me, at 3 am, in the middle of yet another personal crisis: i need to learn 2 instruments, 1 craft and 5 languages. immediately.

[theboywhoreadsbooks]

*Enters a bookstore*

me to myself: be calm

[seal-of-unknown]

me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please

a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself

[moon-wilde]

We’re all cottagecore by day, dark academia by night.

[princesskuragina]

There is a recurrent scene from those dinners that surfaces again and again, like an obsessive undercurrent in a dream. Julian, at the head of the long table, rises to his feet and lifts his wineglass. "Raise your glass if you are wrong, in all the right ways. All my underdogs," he says.

And the rest of us rise too, and clink our glasses across the table, like an army regiment crossing sabres: Henry and Bunny, Charles and Francis, Camilla and I. "We will never be, never be anything but loud, and nitty gritty, dirty little freaks," we chorus, throwing our glasses back in unison.

And always, always, that same toast.

[princesskuragina]

To be clear you're all actually reading this post right. U wouldn't scroll past a long Tumblr post. Who would do that. Not you.

[girlsandgargoyles]

yeah

[madness-and-gods]

NO 😂

[kittercasey]

I’m George RR Martin 

[mairzymarzipan]

growing up in maine us writers were of course always comparing ourselves to stephen king.  TURNS OUT HE’S FUCKING WRITER GEORG

[danieandflars]

“average writer writes 3 books a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person writes 1 book per year. Steven King, who lives in cave & writes over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[coelasquid]

My favourite quote from Steven King was something like “I am a salami writer. I try to make good salami, but salami is salami.”

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

I saw an online tutorial about how to make masks from old clothes, so I cut up this old pair of shorts! I had to hand sew it, and it came out too small, but it's not bad for a first try! What do you think?

[abomasnow]

Blowjob? or handjob?

full time job with health care benefits

[baestgodd]

Some good sex and less stress is much needed right now

[planetclaires-deactivated202404]

that urge to climb the rooftop of ur house. where does it come from.

[musingsofbooboothefool-deactiva]

the gargoyle instinct

[done]

I feel this is really under-appreciated

[hotboyproblems]

plot twist: victoria has no secret

[thatadhdmood]

my brain, refusing to focus: hm… this paragraph… i do not vibe with it

me, crying: please… please just fucking process the words on the paper

my brain, acting like a dramatic bitch: it’s vibes are wrong. i cannot read it.

[allthingshyper]

I don’t know if this is from the writers perspective or the readers perspective but either way, it’s correct