Giveaways that someone is American, as told by non-Americans.

Product Placement
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Today's Document
cherry valley forever

Andulka
Three Goblin Art
Sade Olutola

if i look back, i am lost
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Kiana Khansmith
hello vonnie
Mike Driver
Claire Keane
YOU ARE THE REASON
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

pixel skylines
d e v o n
Not today Justin
Cosmic Funnies

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Giveaways that someone is American, as told by non-Americans.
Bad books on writing tell you to “WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW”, a solemn and totally false adage that is the reason there exist so many mediocre novels about English professors contemplating adultery.
Joe Haldeman (via rachelfershleiser)
And I looked, and behold an orange unicycle: and his name that sat on it was DAT BOI, and Hell followed with him.
UMM, EXCUSE ME
ancient greek word of the day: ἀθέσφατος- so unutterable that even the gods are not able to express it
Vijay Singh with the most outrageous golf shot the masters has ever seen. Ever.
G O L F W I T H O U T L I M I T S
I can only assume this is from some amazingly realistic looking sports anime because there ain’t no goddamn way that happened in real life.
reblog if you’re a gossip who teases the dead
Mgr Nicodemus Daoud, archevêque syriaque de Mossoul témoignera à 20h30 ce soir à Saint-Eugène (Paris IX) http://buff.ly/1U1uVog http://ift.tt/1W4cNQI http://ift.tt/1EVLgXG
I hate homestuck because every time I think of guy fieri I forget that he isn’t a juggalo and in fact isn’t associated with insane clown posse in any way
people have asked for this, but i already did it, here’s a reblog
US Army advert on how to praise your child
GRASP CHILD FIRMLY
Take two large lunges to approach child casually
Tbh a single golden carriage wheel could probably feed a family for a decade :/
When will the people of England rise and kill them?
Whip oot t h e g u i l l o t i n e
Oh shit
Squeaky Snake
One night I was thinking about how funny and adorable it would be if I edited in chew toy squeaks whenever Snake hit someone. This is the result.
I think this is pretty nice for amateur work, and I got some good practice in. I definitely should go back and add more later. For now, enjoy!
[ I do not own Escape from New York or any characters affiliated with it. This is for fun~. ]