literal meme trash

hi im carly and im a piece of shit pretending to be an aesthetic blogger

[gurguliare]

it’s weird how middle names are like………. this normal thing, but also secret

[constellationish]

reblog + add in the tags your middle name so we’ll all know 

[fasterfood]

this one goes out to all you survivors out there

[gemmarosity-deactivated20180906]

i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????

[gemmarosity-deactivated20180906]

rb this with whether u say paper scissors rock or rock paper scissors

[doing-talking]

me normally: linguistic differences are so interesting and cool! I love hearing different dialectal variations.

me, reading “paper, scissors, rock” with my own two eyeballs: the lord is testing me

[mysticmoonhigh-deactivated20211]

You’re walking in the woods. There’s no one around, and your phone is dead. From the side, you hear him.

“JUST DO IT”

[straightboyfriend]

me texting someone

me: hey its me, an inconvenience,

[lethalnihilism]

oh my god lmfao

edit: it got funnier actually

i’m laughing @ all of this

[sicut-in-caelo-et-in-terra]

In the confessional

[just-bears-here]

[lalalindu]

hyvä ja pyöreä….

[just-bears-here]

[bloomstick]

there is absolutely nothing i love more than those russian gun memes

[bloomstick]

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

@catholic-aviator

[druddigon]

this was for an aquarium

[peehat]

(to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat

[donkeykongsixtyfour]

[diegoide]

[coruscanty]

me on my way to the kitchen to eat shredded cheese out of the bag at 3 am

[gaynosha]

my cat following me after hearing me get up and go to the kitchen to eat shredded cheese out of the bag at 3 am

[teenagerposts]

the fray: where did i go wrong….. i lost a friend…..  somewhere along in the bitterness….. and i would have stayed up with you all night……  had i known how to save a life……

12 year old me:

[midnight-revolucion]

22 year old me:

[schmergo]

The lord giveth and the lord taketh it back now y’all. Two hops this time.

[chickenfarmersan]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

UNMUTE THIS RIGHT NOW

[life-at-work]

[thebluthcompany]