same blog, new look

[cheesies]

[awwww-cute]

[rosyc-deactivated20250912]

[allpunintended]

I’m back for a little bit... let’s see how this goes....

[orriculum]

My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.

[gentlechaosgoblin]

It reminds me of my Russian boss at the bakery. I didn’t wrap the bread correctly so she told me to “Snuggle like baby. Bread is your baby, Shelly. It’s sweet and gentle. Fragile, Italian.”

[allpunintended]

HOW ARE YOU

I’ve just recently come back to check it out again

[serjaimelannisters-deactivated2]

melissa mccarthy going from this

to this

to this

in one night is peak fashion icon behaviour and she should be recognised for it

[officialunitedstates]

me:  goes to lowes

lowes man:  how can I help you son

me:  first of all I am not your son.  second of all im only here because I love the thick stench of wood fibers and industrial chemicals

[minotauri]

some of you have never been chased by a merciless farm animal as a child and it shows :/

[itsrinbby]

Mark me

[lyjerria]

as you get older, you realize that you’re not always right and there’s so many things you could’ve handled better, so many situations where you could’ve been kinder and all you can really do is forgive yourself and let your mistakes make you a better person.

[softheartedsuggestion]

you won’t always wake up in the mornings with such a heavy heart, I promise.

[plazm]

[no-chill-at-all]

[414lilj-deactivated20170902]

I’m at the “we’ll see” stage in my life. With everything and everyone. We will see.

[mothurs]

my heart is confused she needs a break from all of this

[dankmemeuniversity]