I’m A Heartbreak Beat.

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My cat had a urinary tract blockage and kidney failure. Today we said goodbye. I hope that animals go to human heaven. I also hope there IS a human heaven.

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“If you take plain Greek yogurt and mix in a packet of stevia and unsweetened cocoa powder, it will taste just like chocolate pudding but high protein.”

This is the biggest lie I’ve ever been told.

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At Portillo’s, their dog treats look like little hot dogs.

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Today’s debate is: what’s better, tamales or tacos?

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Hello. Humidity? Is that you? My god, I’ve missed you.

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I received my first COVID-19 vaccine. The injection itself was painless. Two days later, I had a slight headache and some chills but nothing interrupting.

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The longer the pandemic goes on, and the longer the weather is bitter, the more comfortable I am getting being isolated and alone. I can’t be the only one.

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Side parts, skinny jeans, and the crying/laughing emoji are all out and grounds for Gen Z to make fun of everyone else. That’s ok. The world’s only yours for a little while, Zoomers. Enjoy it while it lasts.

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Valentine’s Day. I hope whoever reads this gets flowers, and chocolates in a heart-shaped box. I hope you get a fancy card with sparkles. I hope you feel treasured on this day, and every other day.

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There’s a cat that was dumped in my neighborhood and I started feeding him last summer. Now, he’s moved in and stares at me accusingly when I’m minding my own business.

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It’s like 15 degrees outside and that is inappropriately cold. Layering for warmth and survival ain’t a ‘fit.

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I’m obsessed with Dr. Now and My 600lb Life. I also frequently have snacks while watching.