Oh my god I got an email from staff
Yeah okay this is fair
I’m truly impressed with Staff recently.
Over the years they’ve become like Zoo employees, who actually know how to handle the animals in their care
tumblr users can have little a enrichment, as a treat
Honestly I tend to think of it more like a group of relatively well-trained and VERY FRUSTRATED zookeepers finally getting the chance to do their jobs without obscene amounts of meddling and overriding from the person who owns the zoo.
Automattic: What’s wrong with that guy over there in the staff uniform?
Staff: That’s actually 3 capuchin monkeys in a khaki trench coat with Jeff’s missing hat.
Automattic: What are you going to do? Shoot them or something?
Staff: We’ve got it under control.
*a banana on a string lands on the ground by the corner of a nearby building*
And it works!

















