SENTENCE MEME ⟶ BUZZFEED UNSOLVED: SUPERNATURAL / 2.03 –– 2.04
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“Let’s drop some sweet knowledge.”
“This looks too official considering the nonsense within.”
“History seems to indicate that aliens may have visited our world in ancient times.”
“They’re just people, what are you talking about?”
“Why would there be a helicopter?”
“So the aliens show up, show them pictures of helicopters, and fly away?”
“I can’t wait to see the rest of it.”
“What are they looking at on it? There’s no internet.”
“Here’s you with three butt cheeks.”
“Why do you have little penguin arms?”
“I drew it, so it must be real.”
“You have nothing to say to any of that?”
“I will fight you tooth and nail when it comes to ghoulie ghosts, but aliens are a little more probable.”
“I’m sure you’ve got plenty of other stuff on here that’s really dumb.”
“If Carl Sagan believes it, then I believe it.”
“I believe him. I don’t give a shit. It’s Carl Sagan.”
“I can’t imagine that’s be a pleasurable experience.”
“We can separate reality from not reality.”
“You’re telling me those architects used math? Knock me down with a feather!”
“Can you imagine you lugged around stones your whole life and everyone was like, ‘it was space aliens’.”
“Well, facts don’t matter then.”
“This may also demonstrate a suspicious knowledge of mathematics.”
“I don’t doubt that they were mathematically adept.”
“They showed up, gave ‘em iPads, built the pyramids, and left.”
“They were like, ‘fuck humanity’.”
“Were we visited and aided by aliens in ancient times?”
“I have yet to see any compelling evidence.”
“Go fuck yourself, have a nice day.”
“How are you feeling? Are you nervous?”
“Yeah, I’ve got the familiar knot that’s usually in my stomach when I go to these places.”
“The look of this building is so imposing.”
“I’m surprised you’re conscious right now.”
“I’m keeping it together for now.”
“There’s a chance that tonight is the night you see me die on camera.”
“It kinda looks like hell.”
“That’s just a big metal thing.”
“Hey ghouls, the boys are here!”
“It doesn’t have the most pleasant history.”
“It’s one of the most haunted places in the world.”
“This is where nightmares are made.”
“Fuck me, I feel awful right now.”
“Looks like one of the Conjuring films.”
“It was the plague of all plagues.”
“Just everybody died from it.”
“I feel like in every movie about a period before 1940 or something, there’s a part in the movie where someone coughs, and everybody looks at ‘em.”
“It probably didn’t help them, but they didn’t know what else to do.”
“I think the ground is cleaner than this couch.”
“Someone will come here in a week and see that and be like, ‘It’s a ghost butt!’.”
“If you’re here, we’re gonna be real quiet right now.”
“Hey, maybe make some noise.”
“Shockingly, I’m not really hearing anything.”
“This is the biggest upset. I did not see this coming.”
“Death was so common that the hospital actually contains a horrifying area called the Body Chute.”
“’They chutted him’ that’s so fucked up.”
“Oh my god, this is awful.”
“Now this is the nightmare.”
“You have gotta be fucking kidding me dude.”
“This is like Satan’s cement butthole.”
“What is that, the wind?”
“I don’t know what the fuck that was. It was some weird ‘woop’ noise.”
“What if I go up there, and you stay down here, and we turn our lights off and see if we hear anything?”
“What if you go fuck yourself, how about that?”
“How long am I staying down here?”
“Lights off in three, two, one.”
“This is sort of beautiful.”
“I didn’t even get to do all the things on my bucket list.”
“Is it a minute yet? Please tell me it’s been a minute.”
“Get me the fuck out of here.”
“I’m leaving, goodbye ghost at the bottom.”
“I’m gonna imagine that place is the closest thing to hell.”
“There’s no malice there, it’s just dead people.”
“What do you want them to do? Carry ‘em out on a golden, velvet couch?”
“I’m just saying, it’s an uncomfortable place.”
“How dare they dispose of my body! They should leave it in the hallway to rot.”
“It’s potentially one of the most haunted places in the world.”
“They claim they hear the sound of children laughing.”
“If you look down this hallway long enough, your eyes are gonna look at that darkness and eventually you start to see movement in darkness.”
“When there’s nothing there, your eyes sort of fill the void.”
“Yeah, I got chills even just thinking about it.”
“Have you ever heard that old thing about when you look at your face in the mirror in low light, and eventually it sort of looks demonic?”
“I’m kinda cold. It’s a morgue.”
“I’d feel stranger if there were actual dead bodies in here.”
“At least he went out with his best friend.”
“This is the worst thing you could possibly do.”
“I don’t want him to grab my hand!”
“What if he grabs my hand and takes the camera?”
“Well, then I guess we’ll have proof of a ghost.”
“To the man in the elevator: if you were pushed down this elevator, make a noise.”
“What the fuck is wrong with you?”
“This is why I didn’t want to do it, because I knew you wouldn’t believe me! This is bullshit!”
“It’s very breezy in here, so if you felt a breeze it was very likely that it was a.. breeze.”
“We’d like some confirmation that it was you. Please do it again.”
“Let’s get the fuck away from this elevator shaft.”
“Hey, ghost boy. My name’s [name], and this is my friend [name].”
“I heard you like balls.”
“I swear to god I’m not doing this on purpose.”
“‘You wanna play’? You sound threatening right now.”
“You wanna play? Let’s fucking play!”
“I’m very scared, but if you throw this ball back, I won’t be as scared.”
“Oh my god, that’s the biggest lie I’ve ever heard.”
“I thought the ball bounced a couple extra times, but I thought it was just my mind playing tricks on me.”
“I don’t know if that means ghost, but.”
“That’s the most serious I’ve ever seen you.”
“How the fuck is that possible?”
“Shut up, dude. You know this is fucking weird.”
“I don’t know what the odds are that my ball would land right next to a wall with my name on it down there that we didn’t know existed.”
“Maybe this ghost just loves to blaze it.”
“This is the floor I’m really not stoked to go on.”
“This is where we’re sleeping because we’re fucking idiots.”
“I swear to god I heard a whisper.”
“What did the whisper say?”
“Aw, man, am I just freaking myself out again?”
“You swear you didn’t hear it? It made my hair stand up.”
“I may have just woken him up but I don’t really care.”
“Why are you doing this to yourself?”
“I ask myself that a lot, too. I don’t understand why I do these things.”
“I woke up and I heard a voice and I was like, what the fuck’s going on.”
“Did [name] think I was a ghost?”
“I think the ghost wants to be your friend.”
“Well, that was a sleepless night.”
“You hear that ghosts? That’s [name] one, you zero.”
“Do you think this place is haunted? I think it is.”
“There’s the demon hole.”
“I’m going to take everything said by a ghost hunter with a grain of salt.”
“Technically now you’re a ghost hunter.”
“Did your brain just explode?”
“Am I a ghost hunter? I don’t want to be a ghost hunter.”
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