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i still cant get over the time my parents took my little brother to see bug hunter and tnc and i was there separately and my mom hated apple by @narcissistcookbook soooo much that she cornered me in the car the next day to ask me if i was still catholic

narcissistcookbook

hell yeah, i'm in on the ground floor of the new satanic panic

humblefryingpan

Whenever Tom's alone in a scene with Luke he just goes "is anyone gonna romance that guy" and DOES NOT wait for an answer

What're you gonna do about it Luke? You're gonna get romanced that's what

spacetime-storytime

dropout dot tv i have 2 requests. 1 put the magic tavern boys on dirty laundry 2 put the shoot from the hip boys on make some noise. need to see change or genre as a minigame. or their version of the who are you supposed to be game.

sosbanfach64

(gnawing on your hand) I JUST MISSED!

local-human-disaster

sfth as textposts taken only from my dash and tl

mazzystardust

worst day ever

princesskuragina

2026 booktok discourse: sad books are a cognitohazard (they make you sad)

specialagentartemis

unfortunately some people on twitter are very literally already there

narcissistcookbook

i love my YouTube watch later list - got some time to kill? pick something that caught my eye months or years ago

but occasionally this happens

it evokes a timbre of loss i don't think i've felt anywhere else. something i know for sure i wanted is gone forever, but i can't even remember what it was.

narcissistcookbook

oh you let your bugs just? roam around outside?? do you have any idea how much you're shortening their lives by doing that?? well full disclosure if i see your bug in the wild i'm bringing him home with me. all bugs belong indoors

timeloopfemme

absolutely fucking not!

strawberisapphic

everyone has a ship thats just: theyre perfect. they hate each other. theyre married. they havent spoken in 15 years. they have date nights three times a week. theyre divorced. theyre pining, its unrequited. its requited. theyre starcrossed. theyre meant to be. theyre doomed by the narrative. they love each other. theyve never held hands. they wont stop making out at parties. they cant look each other in the eye

cannibalchicken

piosplayhouse

Oh no, you must've misheard me. I never said morally GRAY, I said morally GAY. As in he takes a certain homosexual approach to dealing with ethical dilemmas. Also he's killed 200 people