remnants

[allthatremains]

carrd - muse roster & biographies headcanons - tracked under tag the story beckons you ceaselessly // hc ask memes - tracked under tag carbon dioxide flavored sentences // ask memes

dni; morality guardians, purity culture enthusiasts, corpo sympathizers, trump supporters

personal blogs, you may look but not touch; like my posts all you want, reblog them and perish.

rules beneath cut

don’t godmod unless discussed beforehand. pretty standard, but worth mentioning

i do write smut, but with a few stipulations. you must be over the age of eighteen, and honestly? i’d rather not write smut with anyone under 21. furthermore, smut has to be for an established ship, and we must have a couple threads between the two muses. side note, i only interact with muns who are at least 18! anyone younger, this blog is not for you.

due to unsavory experiences in the past, i don’t write yaoi.

if a thread has non-sexual nudity or outrageous amounts of flirting, it’ll be tagged with “suggestive tw” and no readmore unless asked. if a thread has sexo or particularly lewd content, it’ll be tagged with “nsfw tw” as well as a readmore.

i’m mutuals only! between tumblrs notoriously spotty notifications and my own desire to keep my dash clean, i only follow back if i can see interactions between my muses and yours.

i adore OCs & crossovers, but i do prefer to plot out interactions like that instead of winging it.

my raw icons for canon muses are provided by dresspheres, and the carrd template is done by cassiaslair. otherwise, every graphic i use is done by hand.

i’m pretty mentally bulletproof, no real triggers that i need tagging. all i ask is that you tag gore and smut with simple, normal tags — i.e. “gore tw” or “nsfw tw” — but i doubt anyone i follow is gonna post the former, and most people tend to tag the latter anyways.

dead dove; do not open, proshipper, all of that. with the exception of inc.est and pedo.philia, i’m down to write any topics or relationships, from sickly sweet childhood friends to lovers to fucked up enemies to lovers toxic yuri.

while i don’t endorse treating your partner poorly, and i certainly don’t endorse r.ape or s.exual assault, remember that mun ≠ muse, and THIS IS ALL FICTIONAL. disagree with me? that’s fine! just block me and move on.

speaking of, all triggering content will be tagged as “ [trigger] tw ”, i.e. “gore tw” or “nsfw tw”, minus the quotations. and, please, if i miss a tag, tell me. i can’t fix something if i don’t know something’s wrong.

this also goes for if i do something wrong, too! i’d rather have a difficult discussion and keep a friend than not and lose them.

about the mun

i kinda hate writing "about me" sections so i'll keep this short and sweet

i'm moko, a 25yr old guy (allegedly, i use he/they) who works in a dealership's parts department movin heavy boxes. outside of writing, i love all culinary pursuits, play a litany of games (as of right now, im locked tf in on UMVC3, factorio, and minecraft modpacks), and am slowly getting back into reading through my backlog of books.

it's usually easier to reach me via discord than tumblr IMs, so if we're mutuals n written together a bit, feel free to ask me for it.

active hours

monday - 4:30pm - 9pm

tuesday - 4:30pm - 9pm

wednesday - 4:30pm - 9pm

thursday - 4:30pm - 9pm

friday - 4:30pm - at least 12am

saturday - 8am - at least 12am

sunday - 8am - 9pm

[allthatremains]

i lied about replies last night btw but thats obvious

anwyays when i get home today, planning on FINALLY sending out some asks to the two people who wanted some (n lemme know if you want some, too) but uhhh. i might make a promo? idk. we'll see. it wont be a "moko traces over a frame of the eric andre show" one, it'll be an actual promo

[lannasroleplaymemes]

Rage Bait Sentence Starters Part 2

Adjust wording as needed. Source.

"You work out every day? Like what, on a jungle gym?" "You have the confidence of someone who's never been punched." "Do you hear how stupid you sound, or does it catch you by surprise?" "Are you sure that someone invited you?" "It's impressive that you never let facts interfere with your opinion." "If your brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose." "You should stop using words that you don't even know how to spell." "Why are you so mad? Is it because of your haircut?" "Do you remember when people thought you were fun? Yeah me either." "It's just crazy that YOU were the fastest swimmer…" "You argue a lot for someone with the proportions of a bobblehead doll…" "Did you bribe your way in here?" "Take it easy there, booster seat." "Who opens your jars at home?" "Do you ask questions just so you can disagree with the answers?" "Aside from the obvious, why do you think you're single?" "Damn, what's it like being disappointing in AND out of bed?" "Do you even know how to turn on a grill?" "Why do I always feel like I'm babysitting when you're around?" "Oh, I get it. You just rage bait people because you're too broke to afford a dom/mme!" "Sorry, I already did my charity work for the year." "I bet you were the glue kid in elementary school." "As an outsider, what are your views on intelligence?" "Not sure where that idea came from, but I hope you kept the receipt!" "Are you like this on purpose or can you just like not help?" "No, it's okay, we all lower our standards when we know that you're coming." "Well, I imagine if you had a thought it'd probably get pretty lonely." "Well, whatever you gotta do to get more attention from men!" "Your IQ is what, around room temp?" "I've got to lie: I'm impressed!" "I like how you say things that someone with common sense wouldn't even consider." "Your Dad/Mom wouldn't talk to me like that." "Do you ever wonder if your parents wanted a child they could actually be proud of?" "Go ahead, sound it out." "Is this your first time talking to other people, or…?" "I actually prefer the idea of you over… whatever this is." "I bet a washcloth with soap has never seen you coming!" "You're just so hostile for someone who still sleeps with a nightlight."

[allthatremains]

aight, finally got hazel n raven added back to the carrd

i think that's everyone. possibly. i have, allegedly, been entertaining the idea of a twelfth doctor inspired ozpin for some time, but i don't want to open that can of worms

gonna try writing a couple more replies, brain is buzzing. i'll play some avatar this weekend instead since there's no ranked mode n i dont wanna run ft30s with random people on matchmaking on a weeknight yk

[allthatremains]

closed starter for @wintereign

yang hits the floor with an almighty THUD. her aura appears, straining, cracking across her body, before slowly repairing itself. noire turns around, quarterstaff in hand and a grin on her face, watching her struggle to get up off the mat before finally staying down for good. she curtsies to her opponent, receiving only a muttered "fuck you, shortstack," in response. noire holds a hand over mouth in feigned laughter before walking away from the sparring ring, a smile on her face.

perhaps this dress wasn't all bad.

puffy, itchy, warm, and excessively froufrou, yes, but the skirt gave her some interesting avenues for psychological warfare that her tailored suits just couldn't, not without utilizing her semblance. it hadn't been necessary — she hadn't even needed hush to take care of yang, let alone any illusions — but the temptation to show off was always there, and noire was nothing if not a showoff. her heels click on her way back to her seat next to the schnee — ironic, was it not? even now, atlas haunts her. — as the instructor calls for the next match. down below on the ring, yang storms off, hair ablaze.

legs crossed and dress smoothed back down, noire nudges the heiress sitting next to her, sliding a note over that reads, 'is blondie always this much of a sore loser?', with another following a moment later, 'or am i just special?'

[allthatremains]

me wanna write but me at work doing deliveries >:((((

[allthatremains]

"..."

"i really have to find a new job."

[meloraan]

“Does retail therapy count?”

[allthatremains]

'try stealing stuff instead of buying, it's what i do.'

[allthatremains]

'already went through therapy once. it ended poorly.'

'needless to say, not doing it again.'

[allthatremains]

ok, so since tomorrow is avatar legends release date and i have been FIENDING to play toph again, im gonna try n lock in to get stuff on here taken care of when i get home so im free to shut my brain off tomorrow and spam jumping heavy as much as i can

general plan is as such;

send out ask memes to those who wanted them

add raven, hazel, and potentially emerald back to the carrd, as well as related tags

focus on a monochrome ask n weisscream starter

ideally finish the rest of my drafts

if i have time n energy, some open starters mayhap? we'll see

[allthatremains]

am home, gonna figure out dinner first before hopping on here soooo in the meantime...

like this post for memes in inbox ig? or random starters from the muses idk which. if you wanna specify muses and/or ships tell me otherwise im randoming it, come hell or high water

[allthatremains]

rbing this before i settle in for the night, i've got four replies and one starter in drafts to work on

[allthatremains]

am home, gonna figure out dinner first before hopping on here soooo in the meantime...

like this post for memes in inbox ig? or random starters from the muses idk which. if you wanna specify muses and/or ships tell me otherwise im randoming it, come hell or high water

[kaisources]

°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ IT HAPPENED ONE NIGHT . . . . a roleplay sentence starter based on various screwball films ; i love you again. genre: romance, comedy, rom-com, fake relationship

God, always the same thing.

How about having a little drink with me?

You know, it‘s a downright shame that you have never been to [name place]. You don't know what you‘ve missed.

Let‘s see, that‘s mine, isn‘t it?

Oh, no. You can't do that. You can't insult me!

You've been nothing but a ki||joy!

I wouldn't do that if l were you.

You're too intoxicated to realize your peril.

I want to show you something.

You saved my life last night!

What'd I want to do that for?

Now, wait a minute. Wait a minute!

What did you call me?

I can get the doctor in just a minute.

I don't know what's the matter with you, but whatever it is, you can count on me.

I don't suppose you'll understand this.

Don't be that way with me.

You know, it's just like yesterday to me.

Where have I been? Where was I?

That's what it is, amnesia!

A blow on the head can make you forget your entire past!

You can live on for years maybe the rest of your life, as somebody else now.

You read about these things but you never think of them happening to yourself!

Don't you even remember that?

Wait a minute. What's this?

How'd you like to go in on this with me?

Come on, come on, let's go, let's go.

When I head that you were hurt, I didn't know how seriously.

[Name], you seem strange.

You haven't seen me for a while.

Well, what is it? What's the matter?

I'd like to talk a little if you feel up to it.

You're playing with fire.

You're not going to stay?

A thing like a divorce can break up a marriage.

Look, let's forget about the divorce and try and make a go of it, just once more, starting from scratch.

I trust I've made everything clear?

You certainly were a stinker!

Can you imagine? I meet someone, and in 20 minutes they are going to divorce me.

You can't go in that room! You can't bust in like that!

Who do you think you are?

Have you ever taken a good look at yourself?

Let's not get personal. I asked, why should [he/she/they] want to divorce me?

We can settle this between the two of us!

It's blackmail, that's what it is.

There must be some mistake.

What have you done to yourself?

You're deliberately trying to make [him/her/them] lose the temper.

For heaven's sake. I'll be right back.

Where did you learn to dance like this?

If we could just slip away for a few minutes, we could…

Are we going to talk or aren't we?

I'm opposed to this unseemly haste.

Could I kiss you goodnight, just once?

Don't forget. If anything comes up you can't handle, just faint.

You've changed, [name]. What is it?

Is there anything I can do?

What do you think I've been doing?

If I'm going to have to stay in this jungle alone, you better send me up a bottle of Scotch.

That's because you're not used to it.

I know the whole story. It's ridiculous.

We're going to change all that. I've come to stay for a while.

Don't you bother. I'll get my own food, even if l faint before I get there.

I wish you'd forget about the past.

You know, I've changed a lot lately.

You be careful, or you'll turn my pretty head with your flattery.

I've often wished I could turn your head on a spit, over a slow fire.

Your blood was cold to begin with.

I'm sort of sorry I'm not in love with you anymore, because if l was still in love with you, I'd be awfully in love with you.

I think I'd better drink my coffee.

Come on over here and sit around on my side. I think we'd better have an understanding.

Why don't you get out of bed and do something?

I just had the most horrible dream.

I can't see anything to laugh about.

Well, how are things getting along?

I knew you'd come around. That's great.

Now, don't tell me, I know.

Don't wake me up. Let me dream.

I just want to buy something nice. I don't care whether it's expensive or not.

Look, just forget about me.

You mean you haven't figured that out yet?

What are you worrying about? Everything's going to be dandy-wandy.

Don't you think you've caused me enough trouble for one day?

Lovebirds don't whistle, they coo.

What's the matter? I haven't done anything wrong. What are you getting angry about?

You've done everything you could think of to make me miserable.

You were just as nice and sweet and kind as you could be, and you know it.

You're not getting anywhere, and I wish you'd stop.

I want you to be your old self.

You mean that you're upset because I've been acting as though I find you lovely?

If you'll only give me half a chance, I'd prove just how lovely I think you are.

I've got something to tell you, and I don't want you to say a word.

You're losing me, so suddenly I seem worth holding on to. It's not me.

You don't love me. You never did. Public opinion's the only thing you love.

You just can't stand being hurt in the eyes of the public.

I know it won't seem much to you. I just hope I can keep up, that's all.

What's the matter? What's happened?

Don't contradict me. I guess I know when you're lying.

Well, I suppose we might as well go home.

I needn't tell you how much you saved me.

I'm still so mad I could explode.

You're the only honest one in the whole crowd.

Is this a private walk or can anyone come?

Marriage is the soundest investment two people can make.

Why did you ever marry me?

Cities look different at night, don't they?

Don't apologize for what you thought of me.

I was afraid of falling in love with you again.

You know darn well that you love me.

You're acting noble and giving me up because something's wrong.

From now on, I'm going to do the chasing, and believe me, you're going to know you've been chased.

I'm glad you like it because that's what we're going to do.

[Name], were you ever in love?

You don't know amnesia, it just does things to a fellow.

I'm inclined to make an exception of you.

[allthatremains]

me writing romantic platonic whatever-the-fuck-it-is renora? more likely than you think

anywayssssss shleeep

[allthatremains]

@meloraan sent: [ tip ] sender kisses the tip of receiver's nose — nora to jaune or ren your choice

the late afternoon sun filters through the kitchen's blinds, bringing with it the warmth of vacuo. a day off — there's a reason why sunday is his favorite day — gave ren the opportunity to cook for once, though the cramped kitchen and food rationing meant it wasn't going to be anything fancy. still, with his scroll playing some local, funkier offshoot of jazz and the rapid thuds of his cleaver chopping through local produce, it still felt relaxing—

the back of his neck tickles, a product of his semblance.

someone's behind him.

that someone makes herself known in the same heartbeat as nora jumps up to sit on the counter next to him. there's barely enough time to set the cleaver down before his head is brought down for a peck on the nose — and a forehead bump from him.

"hey, you," he says, booping her on the nose. still felt odd, this, how their relationship had changed since atlas. they were still best friends — nothing would change that — but closer, not quite dating but also not not dating. truth be told, he didn't care for the distinction.

he was happier with her than without. that's all that mattered.

"you're perkier than usual, did something good happen?"

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'oh pog, dude!'

'dude, that's like so six-seven skibidi atlas rizzler of you, that's so sigma baby gronk or whatever the fuck the kids say nowadays.'

[meloraan]

"Did you just have a stroke?"

[allthatremains]

'i think i'm fiiiiiii—'

THUD.

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'oh pog, dude!'

'dude, that's like so six-seven skibidi atlas rizzler of you, that's so sigma baby gronk or whatever the fuck the kids say nowadays.'