Splatoon: You're a kid,*and* a squid. You gotta save the big eel we use for electricity!
Splatoon 2: Hello it's time to learn about racial segregation and the horrors of mass brainwashing and population control
Splatoon 3: Ai is a problem, could the solution be 4 lesbians?
Splatoon Raiders: Your drill is the drill that will pierce the heavens. Also that apocalypse prophecy from the squid Bible is real. God is here.
















