I Shouldn't Be Here

Spirit of Elias Bouchard. I'm so sorry.

[spiritofaneye]

I suppose I should introduce myself. Again.

My name is Elias Bouchard. I applied for a job at the Magnus Institute once. That was my greatest mistake. To anyone effected by the actions Jonah Magnus took while possessing my body, I am deeply sorry.

I have not 'taken my body back' I do not have one. For all I know, I am a spirit of what I used to be.

Tags:

Ghost talk- asks and their answers.

Apologies- anything related to the institute or to Jonah Magnus.

Personal statements- everything else.

In spite of him- every instance of being the best father possible.

[children adopted count: 3]

Ooc:

Hello! I'm Charlie! My main blog is @thechangelingmushroom and my main Roleplay blog is @tcmushrooms-rp-blog :)

I use he/it pronouns and I'm happy to chat with y'all!!!

This is based off my own headcanon for Elias. Basically he never left his body when Jonah took over. He just had to watch Jonah do all these absolutely horrible things while completely helpless.

If any of you want to ship Elias's with your own characters or other in-canon characters that's fine! No nsfw though.

I don't remember how much of his life we actually knew about in canon other than rich family, weed smoker (?), and trauma obviously so I will be making things up as I go!!

Please come talk to him guys I wanna have some fun silly time :)

[spiritofaneye]

Sage: There's no need to apologize for his actions... My father's madness was most likely set the moment he began work with those Things...

@many-ocs-live-here

Hello, Sage. Yes, while that is true, he won't apologize for it either. I've met.. a few iterations of Jonah and he's not an apologetic man. People will still blame me for the actions taken in my body. Thank you, however.

[spiritofaneye]

Awesome!

On an unrelated note, here is your partner

isn’t he a sweetheart?

ELIAS HELP THEY PUT ME IN UNFAMILIAR CLOTHES

huh.

[corneliushawkesknows]

Elias! The anons are treating me like one of those dress-up games that Aero’s told me about!

Save meeeeee

[spiritofaneye]

They do that sometimes. I fear you're on your own.

[corneliushawkesknows]

ELIAS THEY MADE ME PINK!!!

[spiritofaneye]

Again, they do that sometimes. I'm not in any shape to be battling anons for you.

[corneliushawkesknows]

Ah, well. At least you still love me. And you still exist.

[spiritofaneye]

I do. And for now.

[corneliushawkesknows]

What do you mean “for now”?

(OOC: Woe, hastily drawn Cornelius reaction image be upon ye)

[spiritofaneye]

I mean 'for now'. I've been fading a little lately, that's all

[corneliushawkesknows]

Oh.

Well, if that’s the case, then I shall enjoy what time I have left with you.

[spiritofaneye]

Thank you. I am trying to stay as long as I can. You'll have to forgive any disappearances I have.

[spiritofaneye]

Awesome!

On an unrelated note, here is your partner

isn’t he a sweetheart?

ELIAS HELP THEY PUT ME IN UNFAMILIAR CLOTHES

huh.

[corneliushawkesknows]

Elias! The anons are treating me like one of those dress-up games that Aero’s told me about!

Save meeeeee

[spiritofaneye]

They do that sometimes. I fear you're on your own.

[corneliushawkesknows]

ELIAS THEY MADE ME PINK!!!

[spiritofaneye]

Again, they do that sometimes. I'm not in any shape to be battling anons for you.

[corneliushawkesknows]

Ah, well. At least you still love me. And you still exist.

[spiritofaneye]

I do. And for now.

[corneliushawkesknows]

What do you mean “for now”?

(OOC: Woe, hastily drawn Cornelius reaction image be upon ye)

[spiritofaneye]

I mean 'for now'. I've been fading a little lately, that's all

[spiritofaneye]

Awesome!

On an unrelated note, here is your partner

isn’t he a sweetheart?

ELIAS HELP THEY PUT ME IN UNFAMILIAR CLOTHES

huh.

[corneliushawkesknows]

Elias! The anons are treating me like one of those dress-up games that Aero’s told me about!

Save meeeeee

[spiritofaneye]

They do that sometimes. I fear you're on your own.

[corneliushawkesknows]

ELIAS THEY MADE ME PINK!!!

[spiritofaneye]

Again, they do that sometimes. I'm not in any shape to be battling anons for you.

[corneliushawkesknows]

Ah, well. At least you still love me. And you still exist.

[spiritofaneye]

I do. And for now.

[spiritofaneye]

Awesome!

On an unrelated note, here is your partner

isn’t he a sweetheart?

ELIAS HELP THEY PUT ME IN UNFAMILIAR CLOTHES

huh.

[corneliushawkesknows]

Elias! The anons are treating me like one of those dress-up games that Aero’s told me about!

Save meeeeee

[spiritofaneye]

They do that sometimes. I fear you're on your own.

[corneliushawkesknows]

ELIAS THEY MADE ME PINK!!!

[spiritofaneye]

Again, they do that sometimes. I'm not in any shape to be battling anons for you.

[spiritofaneye]

Awesome!

On an unrelated note, here is your partner

isn’t he a sweetheart?

ELIAS HELP THEY PUT ME IN UNFAMILIAR CLOTHES

huh.

[corneliushawkesknows]

Elias! The anons are treating me like one of those dress-up games that Aero’s told me about!

Save meeeeee

[spiritofaneye]

They do that sometimes. I fear you're on your own.

[spiritofaneye]

Awesome!

On an unrelated note, here is your partner

isn’t he a sweetheart?

ELIAS HELP THEY PUT ME IN UNFAMILIAR CLOTHES

huh.

[spiritofaneye]

Hey dude. Hypothetical question

if your romantic partner put you in a terrarium that he was in control of would you be happy about it or unhappy about it?

I suppose if I were well taken care of, I'd accept my fate.

[thewatcherslonelychild]

Romantic partner can't do shit if I get to you first <3

[spiritofaneye]

Thank you, Alema.

[spiritofaneye]

Hey dude. Hypothetical question

if your romantic partner put you in a terrarium that he was in control of would you be happy about it or unhappy about it?

I suppose if I were well taken care of, I'd accept my fate.

[spiritofaneye]

Hello Elias

Today’s your lucky day

Because you get two things!

Your body back(without pain)

The man you love!

"Oh! Uh- Thank you?" He looks... thoroughly confused, but considerably more solid.

[corneliushawkesknows]

{Cornelius has been thrown at Elias.}

What the..

Oh.

{He’s flustered.}

I

er

you

I

…

Hello.

[spiritofaneye]

He laughs and catches him, shaking his head. "Hello, Cornelius."

[corneliushawkesknows]

How are you doing today?

Does having a body hurt you?

Do you need sustenance?

Because I can provide sustenance and comfort.

[spiritofaneye]

"I'm doing alright. I'm not hurting. I doubt this will last long enough to need sustenance. How are you?"

[corneliushawkesknows]

Good.

{He is staring at Elias with pure admiration in his eyes.}

You’re very handsome, you know.

[spiritofaneye]

"I'm only slightly more solid than I was before." He snorts.

[corneliushawkesknows]

I know, but you’re still handsome.

[spiritofaneye]

"I'll choose to believe you, then." He hums, smiling.

[spiritofaneye]

Hello Elias

Today’s your lucky day

Because you get two things!

Your body back(without pain)

The man you love!

"Oh! Uh- Thank you?" He looks... thoroughly confused, but considerably more solid.

[corneliushawkesknows]

{Cornelius has been thrown at Elias.}

What the..

Oh.

{He’s flustered.}

I

er

you

I

…

Hello.

[spiritofaneye]

He laughs and catches him, shaking his head. "Hello, Cornelius."

[corneliushawkesknows]

How are you doing today?

Does having a body hurt you?

Do you need sustenance?

Because I can provide sustenance and comfort.

[spiritofaneye]

"I'm doing alright. I'm not hurting. I doubt this will last long enough to need sustenance. How are you?"

[corneliushawkesknows]

Good.

{He is staring at Elias with pure admiration in his eyes.}

You’re very handsome, you know.

[spiritofaneye]

"I'm only slightly more solid than I was before." He snorts.

[spiritofaneye]

Hello Elias

Today’s your lucky day

Because you get two things!

Your body back(without pain)

The man you love!

"Oh! Uh- Thank you?" He looks... thoroughly confused, but considerably more solid.

[corneliushawkesknows]

{Cornelius has been thrown at Elias.}

What the..

Oh.

{He’s flustered.}

I

er

you

I

…

Hello.

[spiritofaneye]

He laughs and catches him, shaking his head. "Hello, Cornelius."

[corneliushawkesknows]

How are you doing today?

Does having a body hurt you?

Do you need sustenance?

Because I can provide sustenance and comfort.

[spiritofaneye]

"I'm doing alright. I'm not hurting. I doubt this will last long enough to need sustenance. How are you?"

[spiritofaneye]

Hello Elias

Today’s your lucky day

Because you get two things!

Your body back(without pain)

The man you love!

"Oh! Uh- Thank you?" He looks... thoroughly confused, but considerably more solid.

[corneliushawkesknows]

{Cornelius has been thrown at Elias.}

What the..

Oh.

{He’s flustered.}

I

er

you

I

…

Hello.

[spiritofaneye]

He laughs and catches him, shaking his head. "Hello, Cornelius."

[spiritofaneye]

Hello Elias

Today’s your lucky day

Because you get two things!

Your body back(without pain)

The man you love!

"Oh! Uh- Thank you?" He looks... thoroughly confused, but considerably more solid.

[spiritofaneye]

I am feeling particularly affectionate at this time, so I will be bestowing affection upon you.

{Elias is now receiving affection from a strange little man who loves him.}

You are a very pleasant person, Elias. I love that about you.

-@corneliushawkesknows

"Thank you, darling."

[eliasgoeshard-tmblr]

Huh. Alright.

@spiritofaneye

What’s all this?

[spiritofaneye]

You're not dead. Most versions of me are typically already gone. It's nice to meet one who hasn't met my fate, I suppose.

Nice to meet you, Elias. My name is Elias.

[eliasgoeshard-tmblr]

Version of you? Okay…? Should we do a thing where we put something to differentiate our names? Also, that’s kind of a weird greeting.

[spiritofaneye]

Oh don't worry, I'm simply saying hello. I'll leave you be, trying not to tangle timelines too terribly, I guess.

Stay safe.