[homerically]

i don’t think i’ve ever seen something as great as this

[allthefucksigivee]

Just cos I haven't been on for ages, nor have I posted in ages, working on banana farms still got time for work selfies

[brakehagen-deactivated20161009]

i’ve been laughing at this for like 8 minutes straight

[allthefucksigivee]

Bored in the hostel room, need something to do

[allthefucksigivee]

Gimme a check/follow on Instagram if you’d like its reeece93

[solisseblog]

[seductivepale]

18+

[bitchdont111]

the weirdest thing about the education system is that pretty much every teenager ever is so stressed out about schools that they pray for disasters or fake illness or try to kill themselves and yet nobody has ever thought to themselves “hey maybe our system is flawed” and instead all they ever think is “kids these days are so lazy and selfish” like what the fuck is up with that man

[ardente-euphorie]

[clownsouls]

The right way to ask me out.

[trueloveistreacherous]

I will end your career. You’ll be out there working as a model because, well, you know, you’re shredded and I respect that.

[dxrk-cigxrettes-blog]

I never understood why sad people drank; that was, until I was five shots in and was smiling at everything.

2:59am (via dxrk-cigxrettes)

fuck mannnn :/

(via lilshea17)

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”

[msnichxxx]

Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

[yaramcokderinden]

Make his dick hard not his life

[drinoo]

Break her bed not her heart

[shindysbaby]

play with her boobs not her feelings

[naastygyal]

Get on his dick not his nerves.

[allurice-deactivated20170412]

always salt your pasta while boiling it 

[inspirationoutlet]

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[ogprincessmusic]

friendly reminder that the human race currently has the technological capacity to eradicate poverty and secure a safe existence for every person but that doesn’t happen because capitalists limit production so they can make money and live in comparative luxury to the rest of us

[oamisoa-deactivated20160323]

growing up ugly didn’t even help me build character I just have intense self image issues and crippling anxiety over the way I look 24/7

[staypozitive]