excelsior

onwards & upwards

[queen-mabs-revenge]

[tchaikovskaya]

Let Bernard Say Fuck

[ahoylovers-deactivated20220820]

update: he said fuck

[queen-mabs-revenge]

He sure did:

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

Y’know, back in my day, if a pestilence swept through the land during a time of famine and flood, it meant that the reigning kings had displeased the gods and that we risked the gods’ further ire by obeying them

[fairycosmos]

me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to fucking love me. omg 25% off

[billhater]

“How long have you been carrying around that button?” “All year.”

HAPPY ST PATRICK’S DAY!

[determinate-negation]

using tumblr again now that everything in my life is cancelled or remote due to coronavirus 

[brolinjosh]

Bucky Barnes and Howard Stark + first and last moments;

[bisopod]

might seem like a harmless quirk but once you start typing in exclusively lowercase you can never capitalize anything again outside the designated midsentence Gay Emphasis Zones or anyone following you for longer than a week will think you’re about to commit murder

[littleweirdoss]

“The first time i saw Neil beat Billy, it wasn’t like any of those things [...] There was blood on his bottom lip, a little, and a puffy half-moon around his eyes.” - Runaway Max, chapter 10.

[gotchaforce]

[sootual]

Now hold on these mfs might actually be on to something for once 🤔

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

modern problems require modern solutions

[3cheers]

[simonghostrileys]

[nedlittle]

i was tasked with creating a shakespeare scene/monologue using only lines from other plays + ended up getting a perfect 100 for this lmao

@jeynegrey told me to post this so i had to comply

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[movingscastles-deactivated20210]

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[strongermonster]

that reminds me of a couple years ago when my dumbass stupid bee post was going around and someone was trying to argue w me abt how unethical beekeeping for honey was so i was like “ahaha what? i don’t beekeep for the honey i throw that nasty goop out! i eat the bees. crunchy” and i thought they were going to try and kill me in real life

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

if i say i’m a leftist don’t ask me what branch of leftism do i follow or what old white male revolutionary scholars i have read just know that i want everyone to eat food every day and i’m vibing

[hampsteadharry]

Harry & Lizzo - BRIT Awards 2020