And this is why

we can't have nice things

[allthekingsham]

My doodling got away from me today and I don’t even mind

[allthekingsham]

this is the only other one, I promise XD

[allthekingsham]

installed photoshoop on my new computer finally. And I thought to myself, I should draw something… just to make sure it works, ya know?

It works and I need some kind of intervention.

[allthekingsham]

reblogging my own art years later because I was suddenly reminded that I used to draw to go along with stories

[the-memeblades-chosen-one]

so i got a totally not bootlegged Kingdom Hearts coloring book for Christmas

it has all my favorite KH characters!

such as

Sora

Maybe-Possibly-Cloud

This Guy

My Neighbor Totoro

Unfortunate Kairi

This Other Guy

Mansex

Soraruto(¿?¿)

And of course my most favorite

HECKIN’

GOSH DAMN

V E G E T A

[tilthedayidice]

Honestly, I want one

[memesupremo]

@drukhari

[allthekingsham]

@lologlitch

[weloveshortvideos]

Sometimes cats can’t be explained.

[markpellegrinoimagines]

@lucibae-is-dancing-in-hell

[allthekingsham]

@coplins

[wearemykingdom]

ULULE LINK

Signal boost my baby if you can <3

[wearemykingdom]

So I worked on this, even if it’s not the prettiest, I think it’s really more… attractive than the other post, and it shows a little what’s is inside the book and the rewards. ULULE LINK HERE  If you have questions on the artbook don’t hesitate! 

[chroniczombiegf-archive-deactiv]

ah, yes,,, my 3 alignments,,,,

[pacificrim-archive]

[memewhore]

[zephra85]

#can you imagine the poor lady who had an existential crisis over this tho#‘Dana. dana i don’t know the name#when I asked the name they just said to surprise them#dana what does that mean what do i do#who says that’

[quarryknightcosplayandcustoms]

I made another comic

[siderealsandman]

the biggest lie, i think, the internet perpetuates about D&D is that a skinny little twink of a bard just needs to roll a nat 20 to seduce a dragon

like a dragon…a creature with more wealth and power than any other creature on the planet…a creature who is easily an 11/10 when they deign to take humanoid form…would look at your skinny little 8 STR half-elf Bard whose own father doesn’t even love them and go…yeah I’d like to fuck that

[t-stride]

Counterpoint, my good man:

Dragons fuck

[siderealsandman]

Dragons fuck, clearly, but not just any joe blow schmoe with a big Charisma stat. If I’m Joseph J Dragon sitting on a small hill of gold and jewels I’m not gonna waste my time boning every monsterfucking tiefling twink with a lyre. I would have standards.

[abadmeanmess]

Counter-counterpoint: dragons are SUPER horny

[siderealsandman]

Counter-counter-counterpoint: even if dragons are SUPER horny they’ve got better prospects than spindly little bards!!!! They could be off fucking cloud giants or beholders or planetars!!!! They could be having sex with kraken in the middle of the ocean or fire giants in the mouth of an erupting volcano! 

There is a wealth of sexual excess and opportunity available to dragons; so much that they do not need to be slumming it with an adventurer who hasn’t washed his ass in a month and a half and is probably covered in kobold blood by the time they get to the dragon’s lair! 

Seriously!!! 

I don’t care how many times you cast Charm Monster, the Elder Dragon who has probably slept with more princesses than there are princedoms is not going to bite! When you have bedded the most beautiful mortals on the Prime Material Plane on a pile of gold and jewelry you are not gonna be looking twice at any MOTHERFUCKEr who can’t at least True Polymorph to make things interesting 

[ollies-outies]

triple-counterpoint:

you’re right but please shut up you are actively ruining my 10 strength half-elf twink bard’s sexual prospects with this post

[gothvegas]

OP is right and they should say it

[mankillercalledbunny]

Actually… 

As we can see from this most excellent chart, dragons can and will fuck anything. Even humans do not compare. The only species that can match dragons for horny-ness is, in fact, nymphs. 

Therefore your twinky-ass lil bard has as good a chance as anyone. Go forth and thot your way through your DM’s carefully planned Big Bad encounter and 

fuck the dragon. 

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

I’m not even sure where I stand on this argument but I absolutely need to keep that chart for reference, so

[allthekingsham]

@smashtonxd

important info, because we all know we can’t legit fight that ice dragon on satruday and we need options X’D

[swordandthread]

i solemnly swear i’m up to no good

[princesstigerbelle]

HOLY SHIT

[cybermax]

The Goblin is trying to get the shiny treasures that hang from the ceiling.

[pocketss]

Happy Halloween!! Eat lots of candy and stuff!!!

[allthekingsham]

@smashtonxd

[typhlonectes]

Collectable Hieronymus Bosch figurines

I’m not a big knickknack person. I like to keep my home sparse in the “tiny objects” departament. But I must admit I really do dig these Hieronymus Bosch figurines. They’re kinda cool-looking in their own obviously weird way. I especially like the ones from Bosch’s Garden of Earthly Delights.

[seasicksandile]

@autumnbramble holy shit

[autumnbramble]

REALLY

[allthekingsham]

as someone who lived and died in art history courses while in university, these please me far more than they should. Bosch would have been pissed X’D

[whatisthisromanceyouspeakof-dea]

September 30th: 

October 1st:

[allthekingsham]

yas

[catchymemes]

[coplins]

@allthekingsham

[allthekingsham]

nooooo 

look at this perfect little foof <3

[somecutething]

[allthekingsham]

@shantyregime

it’s a fooooooof