HeyLex

Just a punk kid from Cali My whole life is just me "winging it".

[leftboob-enthusiast]

Like I know bus stops are liminal spaces and all but this kind of thing is a little too surreal for first thing in the morning

[notparkr-deactivated20200822]

anyone have any got damn idea whats goin on?

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[hunterbadbatch]

why is this peak comedy to me

[van-laurent-deactivated20200827]

Life is weird. First you wanna grow up, then you want to be a kid again.

[tinypixiie]

i hate how writing love letters is considered lame. just let me confess all of my love to someone in pink ink please

[frawgs]

i’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[bernardberniebern]

What was it he did? I cant miss an opportunity to drag Ross

[fifiandbogart]

So! First! He made out with Rachel while he was still dating Julie

THEN, he couldn’t decide which one he wanted to date more, so he kept dating Julie and didn’t tell Rachel anything about his decision after they had kissed

THEN he made a pros and cons list to decide whether or not to dump Julie so he could date Rachel and he wrote shit like: Too ditzy, too spoiled, too into her looks, not much in common since she’s just a waitress, and she has fat ankles

THEN, after he finally decided to dump Julie and be with Rachel, he tried to hide the list from her but she found it anyway and got rightfully pissed off

THEN he tried to make all sorts of excuses for the list without actually apologizing

THEN he ignored Rachel’s choice to be alone by CLIMBING UP THE SIDE OF THEIR BUILDING INTO THEIR FUCKING BALCONY to try and force her to listen to him read her “Pro-list”

THEN he gets his other friends to let him into the house after Rachel makes it clear that she doesn’t want to see him by going into her room

THEN Rachel tries to explain to him why she’s so hurt by the list by telling him that all the things he wrote on the list were things she actually hates about herself and it sucks he not only agrees with her but actually uses those things as reasons not to be with her

THEN he CONTINUES to try and make excuses for himself and even try to make her feel bad about being mad at him by turning the situation around by saying “If things were the other way around, there’s nothing you could write about me that would make me not want to be with you”

THEN, after Rachel makes it clear that she’s not interested in talking to him, he calls Monica and asks her to turn on the radio since he made a song request for her so he’s basically forcing Rachel to listen to him

SO IN CONCLUSION: He didn’t apologize ONE TIME for the list, he tried to manipulate Rachel into forgiving him by saying she’s overreacting, AND proceeded to ignore Rachel’s wishes for a little bit of space continuously

This has been an anti-Ross psa

[theeeprotagonist]

Ross is actually the worst character on the whole show I’m pro Joey all da way

[oblivi-ace97]

So whenever I decide to re-watch friends I keep a list going of all the reasons why Ross is a horrible person. I posted season 1′s list a while ago it ended up being like 4 pages long. 

[anunivitedghost]

Can I just say I felt like I read what that radio host was told by Rachel

[slybluemoon]

Another reason Joey’s better than Ross is that when he also had to think of con’s for Rachel all he could say was: “She made me switch to light mayo. That’s it! That’s all I got! And, you know what? It tastes the same and my pants fit better!”

[songsofwaterandnight]

I never realized how bad Ross was when I was younger but WOW he was shitty

[animal-factbook]

[slytherinnpride]

[nawaffs-deactivated20200221]

*me reading a text I sent yesterday about my feelings*: who’s this

[boarofthenorth100]

Im Going To The Visit Sea 

[boarofthenorth100]

Well Here I Am

[maxeth]

Who’s your friend?

[boarofthenorth100]

Its Called A Fish

[studyblr]

reblog for good things to happen to you

the universe will listen

[the-edge-of-tonite]

[memescomedy]

[laharl-sama]

[honeyycurl]

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

[twevara]

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

[shrinking-ulzzang-deactivated20]

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

[bootleg-firework-deactivated201]

This is what school children in America are taught. That is so wrong on so many fucking levels and there are still people who believe gun control in any form is a bad thing.

let me reiterate SCHOOL CHILDREN IN A SUPPOSEDLY FIRST WORLD COUNTRY ARE TAUGHT THE SAME THINGS AS PEOPLE IN ACTIVE WAR ZONES BECAUSE THE THREAT OF BEING KILLED IN A SHOOTING IS SO HIGH.

[starcrossedcherik-deactivated20]

the bit in caps here is making me rethink my stance on gun control 

shit

[appropriately-inappropriate]

I’m reblogging this because as my follower count goes up, the odds of this saving a life do too.

[bronzewitchhazel]

My elementary school had drills telling us what to do in such an emergency. This is exactly what they told us. AND NOW FOR A FACT: IN CALIFORNIA YOU DO NOT HAVE TO REGISTER A SHOTGUN!

[iwantineedthebooty]

I live in America, and I was only taught to hide and be quiet. I had to learn this on Tumblr. If one more person says that technology is ruining children, they best shut the hell up because this could be saving lives

[dailypattondoodles]

^^^^^

[hannahs-creations-deactivated20]

You know what I love about this post?

People are sharing about its importance WITHOUT TRYING TO GUILT PEOPLE INTO REBLOGGING.

Great job, everybody!

[rip-paramour]

This is fucking terrifying sometimes this shit makes me hate humans I fucking hate how we have to know this because the probability of being killed is so high we’re literal kids and are under threat of being killed in shootings and nobody in our government gives a shit

[memescomedy]

[stability]