One Day At A Time

A blog that has a little bit of everything with a person that is just trying not to die. Another writing blog.

[blaqpanther]

Why does you body hurt way worse the day after you workout?

[allthelittlethingsinthewords]

Lactic acid build up

[allthelittlethingsinthewords]

The Signs as Senses

Vision: Gemini, Aquarius

Hearing: Capricorn, Pisces

Touch: Cancer, Virgo

Smell: Taurus

Taste: Sagittarius

Vestibular (sense of balance and space): Libra, Leo

Kinesthetic (sense of muscle connection and bodily awareness): Scorpio, Aries

[official-sciencesideoftumbler]

[eylime-etavia]

Chemistry: What nonliving shits made of

Biology: How living shit works

Physics: How shit moves

Geology: Shit is a rock

Archeology: Old shit

[morris-less]

[unsettlingstories]

Wikileaks rejected a State Department document and demanded that I destroy it.

My uncle worked for the State Department. He died a couple weeks ago. As per State Department policy, whenever one of their higher-ranking employees dies, the Department sends a small team to the home of the deceased to ensure they had no sensitive documents in their possession. It’s not that they distrust their dead colleague – they just don’t trust his family.

The Department team came to my uncle’s house one morning, spent a few hours rifling through his closets and drawers, and left with a small pile of papers. They expressed their condolences for my loss, then left. I never saw them again. Not even at the funeral.

On the night I visited and found him on the floor, dying of a heart attack, he told me something. It’s something I would’ve preferred to have never heard; something that made me wish I’d gotten to his house 20 minutes later to find him dead.

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[unsettlingstories]

Rotting Pumpkins

The farm near our house had a jack-o-lantern pumpkin patch on Halloween. It was pretty cool to look at; a whole field filled with meticulously-carved pumpkins with their grotesque faces glowing from the candlelight within. There was candy strewn about in little baggies, and kids of all ages visited either before or after they trick-or-treated to get some extra loot.

We moved in across the street from that field a couple years ago. At first, we loved the idea of the jack-o-lantern patch. It looked quite haunting and really spoke to the Halloween spirit in me and my wife. But when Halloween was over, the farmer didn’t take the jack-o-lanterns away. He left them to rot.

I assumed it was to fertilize the ground for whatever crop he’d plant in the spring. It made sense he wouldn’t want all that organic material to go to waste. The problem was, they’d attract animals. Animals and bugs. In the unseasonably-warm November we had last year, the smell of the rotting gourds brought critters from far and wide to the field, and when they were done eating, they’d wander the neighborhood.

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[monicam]

my first attempt at a creepypasta (beginner here; go easy on me)

carpeted kitchen

[argumate]

what the fuck

[the-x-button]

[cachorritx]

ooooooOOOOOOOHHHH MYYYY GOOOD

[vuolst]

I see your carpeted kitchen and raise you a shag carpet bathroom.

[unsettlingstories]

Hell is here.

[wolfman-hot-dog-blog]

Which is better: a Dog WITH a Backpack or a Dog IN a Backpack

[gentle-step]

Clearly a big dog with a backpack containing a smaller dog

[wolfman-hot-dog-blog]

True

[doctorpeppers]

[woodelf68]

Port-a-puppy

[grootficguy]

THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING.

THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU.

THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.

THINE = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL.

IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY OLD ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT.

[letmeeatyourchildren]

Thine octopus

[memelzebub]

<i>shit thyself</i>

[hackerperidot]

pee thy pants

[lovelymojobrand]

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[lukeisnotinterested]

[griffinsclarke]

[zeldaoflegend-deactivated201804]

who’s ready to play a gay dad dating sim voiced by the game grumps

[comradesaucegay]

oh boy…

[lovelymojobrand]

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[shadeykris]

I have no idea if anyone feels the need for more pride flag colored bees, but here is a few more.

[breeeliss]

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[megatraven]

cries this is the best thing i’ve seen in my life and i saw a bee flying next to my finger yesterday, thank u

[micdotcom]

Orlando honors the Pulse victims one year later

One year after the fatal shooting at Pulse nightclub in Orlando, Florida, the Central Florida community came together on Monday to honor the victims through Orlando United Day.

Orange County, Florida, declared June 12, 2017 as Orlando United Day in honor of those affected by the attack. 

The commemorative day, which should be celebrated with “acts of love and kindness,” is “dedicated to honoring the memory of the 49 innocent Pulse victims, supporting survivors and recognizing the compassion and love that was displayed by the Central Florida community following the tragedy.” Read more (6/12/17)