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hey, I'm J and everyday I wish to be transmuted into an egg. I make videos and voice dubs sometimes and I'm here to have a Good Time. Mobile header by dvdexe

[ovur]

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

[pissvortex]

FOUND YOU

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Jesus Christ dude

[killfridge]

[bananatwinky]

[pukicho]

Live life SCARILY

[kittynaturalcreations]

Never

[pukicho]

It’s not a suggestion it just HAPPENS

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image i’d have 15 cents

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this comment i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

actually I did the math, they would have $225, not $0.15

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

sis i’m right here….

[yugirimistwalker]

if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :)

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

[yugirimistwalker]

sorry i only have a dollar

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

:(

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

hey I just realized my friend Vriska is right, they would have $22500 not $225

^my friend Vriska

[yugirimistwalker]

if i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

You can buy anything you want with $22500

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

yeah and they want soda and apply juice

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

apply juice to what

[zvaigzdelasas]

directly to the forehead

[pukicho]

Icy cold containers of crystalline chroma

[nova-of-aeaea]

What

[pukicho]

This?

[sallychaosaura]

Cool! Where can I buy one?

[pukicho]

HAH! You fools. I made many of you believe in magic stones, when I merely rendered the entire scene in 3D

You small CHILD. I can bend the world to my will and I decide to use this immense power solely to CONFUSE you.

[everydaylouie]

nice birdie!

[manawhaat]

the MEATBALLS menu????? wtaf tumblr

[une-femme-de-lettres]

In UI/UX design, menus have different names depending on the aspect they have, I knew about the hamburger menu and so I figured the “meatballs menu” could exist too, and it does…

[nyanbinyuri]

[ranchuppi]

drew this earlier today cause i was tired of not drawing something awful 

[the-memedaddy]

[ixa193]

[roboco-san]

what really gets me about ace-attorney-sexy-clown.gif is the suspender snap. that has to hurt. why is she doing that

[good-ol-ben-kenobi]

OK...... WHAT?

[roboco-san]

[de-sterren-nacht]

oh! those arent her real tits, theyre balloons! theres a gif of her tits popping when you catch her in a lie

[roboco-san]

holy shit

[hawwwlucha]

isn't she a murderer in that case she's in?

[smutav]

[liquid-geodes]

Bitch what the fuck-

[skaiandestiny]

That’s not even her real hair.

[clubdreamm-deactivated20210114]

[tredlocity]

Travis: *does a bit that doesn’t exactly land*

Griffin:

[tredlocity]

Justin: *opens a beverage*

Griffin:

[cadaverkeys]

Eboy this...egirl that.... And what am I ? An ediot...

[asras-wife]

I know some people get nervous about interacting directly so I just want y'all to know I appreciate you.

[grinaid]

peepeepoopoo

stinky