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duanekuiper

I literally compiled this list of plays of Ryan Theriot being awesome just because I miss seeing him play so much.

http://wapc.mlb.com/play/?content_id=25094003&c_id=mlb

http://wapc.mlb.com/play/?content_id=23856583&c_id=mlb

http://wapc.mlb.com/play/?content_id=23625071&c_id=mlb

http://wapc.mlb.com/play/?content_id=23588461&c_id=mlb

http://wapc.mlb.com/play/?content_id=23486967&c_id=mlb

http://wapc.mlb.com/play/?content_id=23550655&c_id=mlb

http://wapc.mlb.com/play/?content_id=23316321&c_id=mlb

Somebody stop me I am making myself weep.

http://wapc.mlb.com/play/?content_id=23214157&c_id=mlb

Actual physical pains in my chest from how much I miss him.

http://wapc.mlb.com/play/?content_id=23248151&c_id=mlb

http://wapc.mlb.com/play/?content_id=23200613&c_id=mlb

http://wapc.mlb.com/play/?content_id=22873167&c_id=mlb

http://wapc.mlb.com/play/?content_id=22768611&c_id=mlb

I will stop myself for now….

NO WAIT ONE MORE JUST BEECAUSEEE

http://wapc.mlb.com/play/?content_id=22534187&c_id=mlb

kiliofdurinsline

new icon to match with Megan!!! ( ryan-the-riot )

merdereves

Tim pulls a hair off of Theriot’s head | August 28, 2012

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HAHA

Ryan Theriot makes a face after catching the ball on 8-8-12

#come back #baseball antics #oops should i tag theriot spam #is that a thing

merdereves

Hector Sanchez and Ryan Theriot share a hug | June 3, 2012

#AAAHHHH I literally have this saved to my desktop #come back #baseball antics

gifsofgiants

Ryan Theriot being difficult 7-20-12

#R u going thru the ryan theriot tag for me?#if so I fuckin love you #if not i still love you #come back

#Ryan Theriot #Chicago cubs #cubs

#Ryan Theriot #stl cardinals

duanekuiper

Hector Sanchez is living the life I want to live.

duanekuiper

My personal favorite Easter egg i made. I tweeted Theriot to show him. No word yet.

#Ryan Theriot #STL Cardinals #mlb

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Ryan The Riot calls it quits

After playing parts of eight seasons in the big leagues, infielder and cult hero Ryan Theriot retired.

Theriot, who turned 34 in December, played for six and a half seasons with the Chicago Cubs, mostly as a second baseman. He played in more than 140 games four times.

Theriot spend half a season with Los Angeles as part of the Ted Lilly package.

The next two seasons would seal his legacy as one of the luckiest guys in baseball. Immune from the Cubs curse, Theriot hooked on with back-to-back World Series champs in his last two pro seasons.

Theriot signed as a free agent with the St. Louis Cardinals, where he hit .600 BA / .800 SLG / 1.400 OPS in the National League division series against the favored Philadelphia Phillies. In 2012 he hit .667 BA / 1.417 OPS in the National League championship series, helping the San Francisco Giants defeat his old team, the defending champion St. Louis Cardinals.

Theriot scored the go-ahead run on an RBI by Marco Scutaro in Game Four of the 2012 World Series. The Giants swept the Tigers. Theriot, replaced by Marco Scutaro in the infield after July, scorched a single in the 10th inning on the first game he’s ever played as a designated hitter.

It was the last game he’d ever play.